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"It's so crazy in Hollywood."
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"I would rather have gotten married than have a Hollywood contract."
"I remember having to take detours around the Hollywood sign to avoid having to see this grotesque poster of myself on Sunset Boulevard."
"Hollywood is tied hand and foot to the demands for artificiality of the masses all over the world."
"I really don't consider myself to be a conventional Hollywood star. I've never really been marketed by the big studios to do mass market box office films."
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"You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun."
"In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends."
"Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'"
"I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder."
"I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those."
"There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all."
"It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it."
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