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"In the middle of my third Hollywood picture The Magician, the earthquake hit Hollywood. Not the real earthquake. Just the talkies."

"The trap is that you then just start doing stuff about Hollywood, which I don't really want to do."

"Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation."

"I do Broadway because I refuse to succumb to the stereotypical things that Hollywood does to a performer."

"I sort of became infatuated with soldiers. I got to know some of them and got a little perturbed with Hollywood making a spectacle out of them and making them look like they have screwed up somehow."

"I was offered a free villa in Hollywood, but I said no thank you, I prefer to live in Italy."

"Everybody in Hollywood was in Around the World in 80 Days. If you weren't, you left town and made up an excuse."

"I don't want to be in Terminator. I don't want to go to Hollywood."
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"Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'"

"I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those."

"I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder."

"In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends."

"It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it."

"There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all."

"You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun."
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