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"Hollywood is loneliness beside the swimming pool."

"Everybody in Hollywood was in Around the World in 80 Days. If you weren't, you left town and made up an excuse."

"I don't think there's a back lot here in Hollywood anymore that has those streets, like a French Quarter."

"Hollywood grew to be the most flourishing factory of popular mythology since the Greeks."

"Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting."
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"I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder."

"Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'"

"In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends."

"I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those."

"There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all."

"It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it."
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