"We live by faith and not by sight."

"Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my soul to keep."

"Bugs Bunny - the perfect employee. Never absent. Never late. Never changes the script. Doesn't have an agent. Never asks for a percent of the profit. Doesn't ask to have his relatives on the payroll."

"Don't let someone get comfortable with disrespecting you."

"This guy is such an obvious cheater that once when he had a hole in one he wrote down zero on his scorecard."

"Keep good men company and you shall be of their number."

"Ships are safe at Harbor, but that's what they aren't meant for."

"My husband wasn't listening when the doctor asked for "a urine stool and semen sample" . . . so I just told him they wanted his shorts."

"The Lord gave and the Lord hath taken away blessed be the name of the Lord."

"Hell is truth seen too late."

"Living upon a basis of unsatisfied demands we were in a state of continual disturbance and frustration. Therefore no peace was to be had unless we could find a means of reducing these demands."

"Time cannot be expanded accumulated mortgaged hastened or retarded."

"Some day the road that you choose will be your destiny The hope and the anxiety you grasped tightly Will surely move you and me, because it will become a light."

"Don't ever compliment me by insulting other women. That's not a compliment, it's a competition none of us agreed to."

"Do not turn your face from others with pride, nor walk arrogantly on earth. Verily the Almighty does not like those who are arrogant and boastful."

"Have but few friends though many acquaintances."

"The greatest wealth is contentment with a little."

"And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat."

"Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths."

"The immature think that knowledge and action are different, but the wise see them as the same."

"The world is a prison for the believer and paradise for a non-believer."

"Once my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present. She let me win an argument."

"There are a hundred thousand useless words in the English language but they come in handy in college football yells."

"If Noah found himself back on Earth you can bet all he would recognize would be the jokes."

"He could sell the Pope on financing a Mormon tabernacle."

"What costs nothing is worth nothing."

"By the time a man is rich enough to sleep late he's too old to enjoy it."

"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future."

"Everybody should believe in something I believe I'll have another drink."

"Turn your stumbling blocks into stepping stones."

"A man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds."

"Books and friends should be few but good."

"Last words when sending our boy to college: "If there's anything you want call us and we'll show you how to live without it.""

"It is with enterprises as with striking fire we do not meet with success except with reiterated efforts and often at the instant when we despaired of success."

"Every worthwhile accomplishment big or little has its stages of drudgery and triumph a beginning a struggle and a victory."

"Sometimes I forget myself in a book. And when i have to stop reading it takes me a minute to remember where I am. Or who I am."

"No one can serve two masters. Either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and Money."

"Love is like a rose. So beautiful to look at, yet so painful to touch."

"Would you prefer to believe in a world created by mere chance that is utterly meaningless or would you prefer to believe in a world created with a purpose by an intelligent designer who loves you personally?Complete nothingness and lack of hope vs a life lived incredibly joyfully...The answer is oh so clear to myself."

"A Writer Drenched in Words is Never Caught in a Dry Spell."

"Some people handle the truth carelessly Others never touch it at all."

"Without the incense of heartfelt prayer even the greatest of cathedrals is dead."

"Old men and far travellers may lie with authority."

"For GOD is greater than our hearts, and He knows everything."

"Chaos is the law of nature, order is the dream of man..."

"Better a fearful end than fear without end."

"Keep in mind ... to a dog you are family to a cat you are staff."

"A genealogist is one who traces your family back as far as your money will go."

"A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game."

"For peace of mind resign as general manager of the universe."