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"A scout is a boy who dresses like a schmuck. A scoutmaster is a schmuck who dresses like a boy."
"My thoughts are like butterflies. They are beautiful, but they fly away."
"There's a wonderful family called Stein There's Gert and there's Epp and there's Ein: Gert's poems are bunk Epp's statues are junk And no one can understand Ein."
"Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember."
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
"Reading is poor man's way of travelling not just around the world but into the minds of people."
"Professional life is like a fire hydrant. You spend all of your time putting out fires and standing your ground against the big dogs."
"So they hanged Haman on the gallows that he had prepared for Mordecai."
"My story is of such marvel that if it were written with a needle on the corner of an eye, it would yet serve as a lesson to those who seek wisdom."
"A fair price for oil is whatever you can get plus ten to twenty per cent."
"Above all else, guard your heart for it affects everything else you do."
"In these days of instant gratification and electronic wizardry there are still some people, real people, who do not panic when their telephones fail because the batteries need re-charging. Instead they plug, not into an electronic device but into the earth, feel the wind in their hair, listen to the joyous, constant reaffirmation of running water and feel the good sun or refreshing rain on their skin. They, and only they, can be truly re-charged."
"A politican is an animal who can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground."
"The possibilities for tomorrow are usually beyond our expectations."
"Women who display themselves as sex objects do not represent women as a gender anymore than the chippendales or Ron Jeremy represent you. Women are not a homogenous group who all get together to decide how or who they will be."
"Only those exceptional at mimicking others feel at ease in the world."