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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled."
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"For this reason I tell you: When you pray and ask for something, believe that you have received it, and you will be given whatever you ask for."
Faith
"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
Humor
"Morality established from Science is the key to understanding Coexistence.Science based on Morality is the reason we have prejudice for things we don't understand."
Philosophy
"A little house well filled a little land well tilled and a little wife well willed are great riches."
Life
"Every time a man puts a new idea across he finds ten men who thought of it before he did - but they only thought of it."
Creativity
"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
Humor
"And when the Lamb opened the seventh seal, silence coverd the sky."
Spiritual
"O let us live in joy, in love among those who hate! Among men who hate, let us live in love."
Peace
"The great business of life is to be to do to do without and to depart."
Philosophical
"Work! Thank God for the swing of it for the clamoring hammering ring of it."
Inspirational
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