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"My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she'll end up taking over."
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"Make the doors upon a woman's wit,and it will out at the casement;shut that, and 'twill out at the key-hole;stop that, 'twill fly with the smoke out at the chimney."
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"Your wit makes others witty."
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"He who has provoked the lash of wit, cannot complain that he smarts from it."
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"The Cardinal is at his wit's end - it is true that he had not far to go."
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"Because if you've got the wit, you can make anything into a melody, ultimately."
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"I'm keeping my acerbic wit completely fueled."
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"Indeed I had not much wit, yet I was not an idiot - my wit was according to my years."
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"You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready."
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"Gabe scratched his double chin. "Maybe if you hurry with the seven-layer dip...And maybe if the kid apologizes for interrupting my poker game."Maybe if I kick you in your soft spot, I thought. And make you sing Soprano for a week."
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Explore more quotes by Henny Youngman
"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
Wife
"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope."
Mother
"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."
Golf
"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
Home
"Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to."
Men
"My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?"
Father
"Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it."
Worth
"Take my wife... Please!"
Wife
"My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash."
Car
"My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself."
Time
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