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"Artemis: 'Right, brothers. Onward. Imagine yourself seated at a cafe in Montmartre.'Myles: 'In Paris.'Artemis: 'Yes, Paris. And try as you will, you cannot attract the waiter's attention. What do you do?'Beckett: 'Umm...tell Butler to jump-jump-jump on his head?'Myles: 'I agree with simple-toon.'Artemis: 'No! You simply raise one finger and say clearly 'ici, garcon.'Beckett: 'Itchy what?"
"Oh, I can't help quoting you, because everything that you said rings true."
"The Cardinal is at his wit's end - it is true that he had not far to go."
"She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner."
"I am often the brunt of my own humor."
"Conversation of the Day - He: How do you describe yourself in two words?Me: You don't."
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"My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself."
"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."
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"A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months."
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