"If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell."

Irony, Humor, Heaven, Hell, Logic

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"You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor."

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