"My sincerest gratitude to every ass hole, horrible boss, and worthless piece of shit I've ever met for giving me new and endless material to work with and a way to earn a living exposing you."

"I didn't need to be a writer to know that I could. Did you have to become a penis to act like a dick?"

"The moment my niece came into the world, I realized that logic can't make sense of someone who's so brand new to you."

"I write because it's the only thing I love that always loves me back."

"I'm convinced that not all units of time are equal."

"I had a dream about you last night. Our vices had wings and our fears could breathe fire. There was nowhere to hide and we were trapped alive. So you reached for your sword and slashed my arm, waking me and saving my life."

"I can be a stupid girl inside of a crazy woman at times over you. If I weren't, you should be worried! We all do stupid shit. I might as well be a fool for someone worth it."

"If there's something I'm not good at, it's usually because I just organically despise it. I can't help that. I'm fabulous at too many other things to waste my time faking it."

"Quite often you drive me mad, but more often I'm just mad about you. And that darling, that's the best love there is."

"One thing I've learned about myself is that I can accomplish anything I want to. The caveat is that I have to want to do it. I've never been able to forge desire."

"I was hoping we could just listen to Jimmy Eat World and forget we ever grew up."

"I'll only tell you what matters. And the truth is, everything matters. Nothing is an accident, really."

"The monsters were never under our bed, but in the forest our future."

"I wrote this about you, about our love, our story. And I feel so damn lucky that others in this world, strangers in other parts, can steal a piece of what we have and feel so lucky too."

"I guess I just grew up thinking that when we become adults, we get to do what we love. For work, for fun, forever. I don't know where I got that from. Seems silly now."

"Everyday's a honeymoon. Cuz darling, I love you to the moon."

"Being near you for a day was at the top of my bucket list of the greatest life achievements, so this has by far exceeded my expectations and everyday has been magic."

"Even when I'm sleeping, I go to places where you are."

"Unknowingly, he prepared me to survive the rest of my days with the way he shielded himself from emotional vulnerabilities that slowly destroy the rest of us."

"Ten minutes with a genuine friend is better than years spent with anyone less."

"Butterflies. Everyday."

"At the end of the day, I just want to sit with someone I love and chat about what matters and even what doesn't."

"I want to take all our best moments, put them in a jar, and take them out like cookies and savor each one of them forever."

"When you leave, I feel like I'm alone with your demons."

"My favorite thing you do is stop me in the middle of whatever I'm doing to tell me you love me."

"The irony of the human heart is that it's tormented both by the presence and absence of it's own soul's counterpart."

"I had this dream about you last night. We were still married. I was giving you a haircut, like I always did, being careful to trim around the scar on the back of your head. I'm sorry I sometimes forgot it and left you with a bald spot. And, I'm sorry we didn't work out. But you look pretty happy on Instagram."

"When you call me nugget.When you take pictures of me.When you dance.When you complement me.When you laugh.When your eyes squint as you smile.When we make love when we're sick.I fall more in love with you."

"I had this dream about you. We went hunting up in the mountains and I caught a unicorn. You told me now I know how it feels to be you."

"Some days are hard on us. Life gets serious and shit sucks. But you're my favorite distraction, attraction and human being. And, I can't wait to love you more tomorrow."

"I had a dream about you. You were a stranger playing a gig in this pub where I was waitressing. I felt like I knew you or needed to, so I asked you to have a few drinks with me. Then my alarm went off. I sat up in bed to see you still sleeping. I'm glad I decided to wear a kilt that summer while I was in school."

"I've had these demons for years, maybe for my whole life. Then you came along to provoke them, expose them, and eventually rid me of them, because I believe you're the only human that can."

"You make me feel like I am everywhere when I am right here, completely still with you."

"As in most fairy tales, there's a prince and a princess, dragons and some magic, and the feeling it gives you that anything is possible if we could stay this way forever."

"When inside of her, he's beside himself."

"When reality and your dreams collide, typically it's just your alarm clock going off."

"I love you madly, forever."

"I had a dream about you last night, for the millionth time! We did what we always do in my dreams. We talked, but we never made out. How come I still dream about you if we never freaking make out?"

"Just smile, breath, and give thanks (and there is always a reason to), because it beats the hell out of the alternative."

"I'm such a strong human being. I amaze myself even. If only you knew what I've been up against, you'd want my autograph. I'm a real life superhero."

"I wish I could line up naked the men I've slept with and just gloat for a hot minute. Beautiful creatures."

"I finally gave in today. Admitting that I haven't been able to do it alone, that's defeat right? But do a couple pills change why I'm here? Will my spirit be altered? Do my passions change? Will I lose hope either way? My madness is what makes me. It's my most unique beauty."

"The weak can't bear to face their weaknesses in the presence of our strength."

"True love is wanting to spend the rest of your life with someone you would sometimes also like to strangle."

"I'd tell you what happened, but I can't remember all of it. And I don't wanna put words in my dreams thoughts."

"Can you still want something you already have? Absolutely. Everyday."

"I'm convinced that everything I do will have a better outcome than the person who failed at it before me, because it's the only reality I choose to accept."

"I now have anti-bodies to assholes after working for so many."

"My body either likes you or it doesn't. And, I trust my body but I can't assuredly tell you why."

"My spirit is free. My heart is taken."