"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."

Car, Dogs, Nothing, Right

13

Create Your Own Wallpaper

Standard

Customized

"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."

Exlpore more Car quotes

"America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable."

Hunter S. Thompson, American Journalist

Car, Money, America, Killing

"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."

Earl Wilson, American Journalist

Car,

"I race to win. If I am on the bike or in a car it will always be the same."

Valentino Rossi, Italian Athlete

Car, Race, Will

"I want to be remembered for the work that I've done, rather than the car accidents that I've gotten into, the men that I've not dated - or the man that I have."

Lindsay Lohan, American Actress

Car, Men, Work, Accidents

"Yes, I did and a lot of my friends who are in the same program as I were very much supportive, and the most important thing they said to me is do not let this interfere with what you have to do in taking car of yourself. That was the most important thing."

Naomi Campbell, British Model

Car, Friends

"(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car."

Tallulah Bankhead, American Actress

Car, Time, Thought, First

"The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man."

Marshall McLuhan, Canadian Sociologist

Car, Man

"Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car."

Laurence J. Peter, Canadian Writer

Car, Christian, Church

"A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners."

Mignon McLaughlin, American Journalist

Car, Manners

"The city needs a car like a fish needs a bicycle."

Dean Kamen, American Inventor

Car, Fish, Needs

Explore more quotes by Dave Barry

"Maybe somebody finally shot the dog."

Sadness

"I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and--regardless of their political or cultural differences--accuse each other of cheating."

Competition

"Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."

Circumstance

"The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl."

Building

"The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby's grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida."

Grandparents

"Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects."

Statistics

"It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin."

Fact

"Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism."

Journalism

"What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death."

Death

"Kakimi chertyami oni viigrali holodnuyu voinu?'This translates roughly to: 'How the hell did these people win the Cold War?"

History