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Steven Wright

"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

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"My mother gave me this book called Feature Films at Used Car Prices by a guy named Rick Schmidt. I gotta credit the guy, cuz he gave me the most practical advice. It empowers you."

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