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"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."
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"I try not to worry about what that's going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that's when you look really stupid."
"I'm not a toy boy, bellybutton band, so I don't have to worry about that. Actually, I never did."
"I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about."
"Worry is the greatest seed [cause] for the worldly life because worrying is the greatest egoism. If the egoism leaves, then worries will go away."
"I don't have to worry No matter what they do to it, it works."
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"Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn't pay for."
"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."
"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
"Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.'"
"When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving."
"Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'"
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