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"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."
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"It only seems as if you are doing something when you're worrying."
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"That the birds of worry and care fly over you head, this you cannot change, but that they build nests in your hair, this you can prevent."
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"It's a waste of time worrying about something that worry won't fix. It's about as useful as trying to feed your pet rock."
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"'Worry' is a word that I don't allow myself to use."
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"I don't have to worry No matter what they do to it, it works."
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"Worry is a down payment on a problem you may never have. It doesn't empty tomorrow of its sorrow, just empties today of its strength."
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"I'm too busy playing to worry about the movement or the fingerboard."
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"I try not to worry about what that's going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that's when you look really stupid."
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"Worry is the greatest seed [cause] for the worldly life because worrying is the greatest egoism. If the egoism leaves, then worries will go away."
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"I don't worry whether the period is contemporary or three hundred years ago. Human beings are all alike."
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"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"
Birthday
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
Car
"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."
Friendship
"I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it."
Time
"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."
Purpose
"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
Now
"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
Car
"I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything."
Thought
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
People
"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."
Power
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