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"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."
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"I don't worry too much about the script, I just ad lib, like Pearl Bailey."
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"When things are perfect, that's when you need to worry most."
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"I'm always using a towel around my head. Airports don't worry about me."
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"It's a waste of time worrying about something that worry won't fix. It's about as useful as trying to feed your pet rock."
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"'Worry' is a word that I don't allow myself to use."
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"Oh, I'll be forgotten too, don't worry."
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"My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once."
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"I try not to worry about what that's going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that's when you look really stupid."
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"I don't have to worry No matter what they do to it, it works."
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"I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about."
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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
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"Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it."
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"I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side."
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"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."
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"I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'"
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"Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country."
Country
"I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator."
Buying
"I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering."
Mind
"I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography."
Autobiography
"What a nice night for an evening."
Evening
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