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"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."
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"When things are perfect, that's when you need to worry most."
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"You know who helped me a lot? Jane Fonda. She said, Look at how many times I've been up and I've been down. So don't worry about anything."
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"I kind of worry about that a little bit - we lost our film culture for 30 years because the Americans came in and bought up all the cinema chains and wouldn't show any Australian films."
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"Don't worry about polls, but if you do, don't admit it."
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"And we had the perhaps unfair advantage of not having to worry about what an audience was gonna think. We were in a vacuum. We were making little short films, really."
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"My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once."
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"It only seems as if you're doing something when you worry."
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"I don't have to worry No matter what they do to it, it works."
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"That the birds of worry and care fly over you head, this you cannot change, but that they build nests in your hair, this you can prevent."
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"Worry is a down payment on a problem you may never have. It doesn't empty tomorrow of its sorrow, just empties today of its strength."
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"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
Humor
"People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That's what I do."
Art
"You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor."
Creativity
"I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!"
Humor
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
Paradox
"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"
Psychology
"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room."
Comedy
"I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the world. All I'm trying to do is think of stuff that's funny, just like when I'm kidding around with my friends."
Comedy
"Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?"
Curiosity
"It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature."
Science
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