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"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."
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"It's a waste of time worrying about something that worry won't fix. It's about as useful as trying to feed your pet rock."
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"And we had the perhaps unfair advantage of not having to worry about what an audience was gonna think. We were in a vacuum. We were making little short films, really."
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"I've done almost 20 films and I still worry about not finding the next one."
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"You've got to just go do what you do - you can't really worry about who was attached to the movie before."
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"Worrying can only come as an enemy of the solution to your problem."
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"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."
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"I'm always using a towel around my head. Airports don't worry about me."
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"When things are perfect, that's when you need to worry most."
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"No one had to worry about Peter after his conversion. Your investigators can be that converted."
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"That the birds of worry and care fly over you head, this you cannot change, but that they build nests in your hair, this you can prevent."
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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
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"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."
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"Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?"
Washington
"Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen."
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"I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out."
Home
"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it."
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"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."
Worry
"I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums."
Museums
"Hermits have no peer pressure."
Pressure
"I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."
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