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"A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water."
"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."
"If you're brighter than a lightning bug, don't show your ass."
"She watched him for a long moment, an adorably annoyed frown wrinkling her forehead. "You're obnoxious when you're right."
"The moment you have a self at all, there is a possibility of putting yourself first - wanting to be the centre - wanting to be God, in fact. That was the sin of Satan: and that was the sin he taught the human race. Some people think the fall of man had something to do with sex, but that is a mistake...what Satan put into the heads of our remote ancestors was the idea that they 'could be like Gods' - could set up on their own as if they had created themselves - be their own masters - invent some sort of happiness for themselves outside God, apart from God. And out of that hopeless attempt has come...the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy."
Explore more quotes by Lois Greiman
"Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt."
"Just when you think you have life by the tail, it's likely to whip around and take a hunk outta your balls."
"Men are like beer. Some are bold and some are smooth. But every damn one of 'em has a big-ass head full of air."
"In the movie business, the ones we call Lucky are usually those idiots who are just too damn stubborn to take no for an answer. Come to think of it, the movie business is kind of like life."
"Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a hell of a lot more effective in court. So your set, McMullen."
"Just remember this, Missy, escargot ain't nothin' but snails with their noses stuck in the air."
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