"With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me."

Birthday, Wife, Man, Respect

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"With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me."

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"I used to go down every year for the remembrance of Elvis' birthday. Memphis State College invited me to sit in the auditorium and speak to the people for one of those Elvis days."

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"As far as those kinds of things, I also played at the concert to call for the release of Nelson Mandela when he was a political prisoner in South Africa. We were celebrating his 70th birthday and calling for his release."

Jackson Browne, American Musician

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"The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him."

Matthew Sweet, American Musician

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Robin Gibb, English Musician

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"In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame."

Annette Funicello, American Actress

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"Lucy took care of me on the set, and made sure that none of the crew cussed around me. She also had birthday parties for me and made sure that they were well attended."

Keith Thibodeaux, American Musician

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"My best kiss was on stage. Kelly Rowland from Destiny's Child gave me a really nice soft kiss on my lips during a performance on my birthday. It was amazing."

Chris Brown, American Musician

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"I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party."

Kirstie Alley, American Actress

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"I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough."

Johnny Vegas, British Comedian

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"When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th."

Gloria Stuart, American Actress

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"Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about."

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"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."

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"I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me."

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"My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it."

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"Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself."

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"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out."

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"My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light."

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