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"Well, we had more money and more time the first season than we did at TV 23."
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"To make dollars from cents you have to have sense."
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"A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it."
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"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."
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"Nothing induces me to read a novel except when I have to make money by writing about it. I detest them."
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"To understand someone, find out how he spends his money."
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"Egoism and Money [Goddess of wealth; Lakshmi] are very much at odds [have great enmity]. There should be just enough egoism to accomplish one's work. Beyond that, any expanded egoism and money have great enmity. Money (Lakshmi) stays away from it."
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"Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having."
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"When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money."
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"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."
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"All about the fucking money... money... money... thinking it's for the good for your generation... but so far it's neither and for that and neither and for that... It's mostly for the worst of your generation and other's generations."
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"South Park started as a little video Christmas card."
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"When we did the pilot, I sort of pictured this guy pirating a signal and then this story unfolding of him building this satellite and these robots and watching these bad movies."
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"Beanie and Cecil was the first cartoon I remember watching and I think there are analogies."
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"Mystery Science Theater is really a postmodern show, it's really derived of many influences."
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"If you notice any of the press from when I was with the show, I would always deny it being the year 3000."
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"A lot of times when I sit down with the other comics and try to talk theory, they say I'm being too serious."
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"The name Crow was inspired by a number of things. I thought it would be cool to have a robot with sort of a Native American feel to it."
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"Well, really the way worked was that I had probably built fifty robots before Mystery Science Theater, and I had sold them in a store in Minneapolis in a store called Props, which was kind of a high end gift shop."
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"Well, we had more money and more time the first season than we did at TV 23."
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"Gypsy was the name my brother gave a pet turtle he had. I always thought it was so peculiar."
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