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Quotes by Celebrity

"She got the magazine on a Wednesday morning, and on Thursday announced our marriage was over."

"Thence, I suppose, my natural disposition to make fresh acquaintances, and to break with them so readily, although always for a good reason, and never through mere fickleness."

"It's not too good to have this attitude in F1. It could be a disadvantage."

"It was quite a challenge to make people eat crab ice cream."

"I want one place I can go that is not going to be lewd, and I'm not sure there is anything left."
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"Does he treat you with respect at all times? That's the first question. The second question is, if he is the exact same person twenty years from now that he is today, would you still want to marry him? And finally, does he inspire to be a better person? You find someone you can answer yes to all three, then you've found a good man."

"For my future I have no concern, and as a true philosopher, I never would have any, for I know not what it may be: as a Christian, on the other hand, faith must believe without discussion, and the stronger it is, the more it keeps silent."


"It was the roughest time in my life. Connie helped me through it."

"Students need to learn how to think critically, how to argue opposing ideas. It is important for them to learn how to think. You can always cook."

"Every incident chips away at your limit. Every time you choose to stay, it makes the next time that much harder to leave. Eventually, you lose sight of your limit altogether, because you start to think, 'I've lasted five years now. What's five more?"

"Life can't be divided into chapters...only minutes. The events of your life are all crammed together one minute right after the other without any time lapses or blank pages or chapter breaks because no matter what happens life just keeps going and moving forward and words keep flowing and truths keep spewing whether you like it or not and life never lets you pause and just catch your fucking breath.I need one of those chapter breaks. I just want to catch my breath, but I have no idea how."

"It's always been an ebb and flow of interest and energy."

"There are a lot more TV sets in use on Monday night than on Sunday afternoon."

"I'm doing comedy development at National Lampoon."


"The dinner table is a lively debate, and everybody weighs in in a different way. I like that, though."

"Cease trying to work everything out with your minds. It will get you nowhere. Live by intuition and inspiration and let your whole life be Revelation."


"I promote revolution against the Capitalists and the Social Marxists."

"Obama is making a choice now that will lead to the deaths of many thousands of civilians in Afghanistan by American hands. By ordinary standards of presidents, he is a decent man. But those standards aren't good enough. He's in a position either to kill or not to kill, and he's made the decision to kill."

"I had a born-again experience at the age of 33. As a result of that I found a church where I felt I was being fed properly. I don't say that as a reflection on Catholicism. But once I was born again, I got an evangelical spirit."


"The Bishop, as I have remarked, was not very dignified on all occasions, and sometimes acted in such a manner as would not have appeared well in public."

"Life is full and overflowing with the new. But it is necessary to empty out the old to make room for the new to enter."

"By channeling my inner heiress, I created a new opportunity for young heiresses."

"Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is."

"The government forces you to give your money to things you don't believe in, to have your money go to projects that might be inherently immoral."

"I have never won a race, and that is my main disappointment - but you have to be positive."

"I am not much about rules, I like to break 'em and don't like to make 'em."


"By the fulfillment of my legal and moral duty I think I have earned punishment just as little as the tens of thousands of dutiful German officials who have now been imprisoned only because they carried out their duties."

"I'm interested in everthing but passionate about nothing."

"My parents were angry, but they were relieved that I was in good condition. They had been afraid the Russians would torture me. They told me not to do it again!"


"The constant variety is the most interesting part of my job."
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