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"Susan's gotta poker, you know," it said, as if anxious to be helpful. WELL, WELL. INDEED. MY GOODNESS ME. week she picked up a bogey by its nose."Death tried to imagine this. He felt sure he'd heard the sentence wrong, but it didn't sound a whole lot better however he rearranged the words."
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Terry Pratchett
"Susan's gotta poker, you know," it said, as if anxious to be helpful. WELL, WELL. INDEED. MY GOODNESS ME. week she picked up a bogey by its nose."Death tried to imagine this. He felt sure he'd heard the sentence wrong, but it didn't sound a whole lot better however he rearranged the words."
"I'm not an American but I have always had the outsiders' respect for the American people and the American way."
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Christiane Amanpour
"I'm not an American but I have always had the outsiders' respect for the American people and the American way."
"The English (it must be owned) are rather a foul-mouthed nation."
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William Hazlitt
"The English (it must be owned) are rather a foul-mouthed nation."
"This isn't a war," said the artilleryman. "It never was a war, any more than there's war between man and ants."
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H. G. Wells
"This isn't a war," said the artilleryman. "It never was a war, any more than there's war between man and ants."
"Religion is capable of driving people to such dangerous folly that faith seems to me to qualify as a kind of mental illness."
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Richard Dawkins
"Religion is capable of driving people to such dangerous folly that faith seems to me to qualify as a kind of mental illness."
"During the summer, Screen Gems launched the New Monkees, which miserably failed I understand. I never saw it."
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Davy Jones
"During the summer, Screen Gems launched the New Monkees, which miserably failed I understand. I never saw it."
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"But the law of God came from heaven indeed. God wrote it with his finger, it is the fountain of all wisdom, and therefore shall it continue for ever, and never have an end."
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John Jewel
"But the law of God came from heaven indeed. God wrote it with his finger, it is the fountain of all wisdom, and therefore shall it continue for ever, and never have an end."
"The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law."
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H. G. Wells
"The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law."
"If I had learned more about business ahead of time, I would have been shaped into believing that it was only about finances and quality management."
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Anita Roddick
"If I had learned more about business ahead of time, I would have been shaped into believing that it was only about finances and quality management."
"But if one doesn't really exist, one wonders why..." she hesitated."Why one makes such a fuss about things," Anthony suggested. "All that howling and hurrahing and gnashing of teeth. About the adventures of a self that isn't really a self-just the result of a lot of accidents. And of course," he went on, "once you start wondering, you see at once that there is no reason for making such a fuss. And then you don't make a fuss-that is, if you're sensible. Like me," he added, smiling."
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Aldous Huxley
"But if one doesn't really exist, one wonders why..." she hesitated."Why one makes such a fuss about things," Anthony suggested. "All that howling and hurrahing and gnashing of teeth. About the adventures of a self that isn't really a self-just the result of a lot of accidents. And of course," he went on, "once you start wondering, you see at once that there is no reason for making such a fuss. And then you don't make a fuss-that is, if you're sensible. Like me," he added, smiling."
"I was yours once till death if you cared to keep me, but I'm someone else's now--I can't hang about whining for ever--and he's mine in a way that shocks you, but why don't you stop being shocked and attend to your own happiness?"
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E. M. Forster
"I was yours once till death if you cared to keep me, but I'm someone else's now--I can't hang about whining for ever--and he's mine in a way that shocks you, but why don't you stop being shocked and attend to your own happiness?"
"Yes, it made sense, and was so absurdly simple that it would take a genius to think of it. And, perhaps, someone who did not expect to do it himself."
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Arthur C. Clarke
"Yes, it made sense, and was so absurdly simple that it would take a genius to think of it. And, perhaps, someone who did not expect to do it himself."
"There is a grotesquerie to grief as well. You lose the sense of your existence being rational, or justifiable. You feel absurd."
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Julian Barnes
"There is a grotesquerie to grief as well. You lose the sense of your existence being rational, or justifiable. You feel absurd."
"Public opinion, a vulgar, impertinent, anonymous tyrant who deliberately makes life unpleasant for anyone who is not content to the average person."
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William Ralph Inge
"Public opinion, a vulgar, impertinent, anonymous tyrant who deliberately makes life unpleasant for anyone who is not content to the average person."
"Wanting to be a good actor is not good enough. You must want to be a great actor. You just have to have that."
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Gary Oldman
"Wanting to be a good actor is not good enough. You must want to be a great actor. You just have to have that."
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"It is an affront to treat falsehood with complaisance."
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Thomas Paine
"It is an affront to treat falsehood with complaisance."
"Some of the most passionately erotic poets have been the most self-contained in their daily lives."
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Thomas Hardy
"Some of the most passionately erotic poets have been the most self-contained in their daily lives."
"People have always said, are you gay? I've had a lot of that. But it's just not in me. I really like women a lot; I'm repulsed by men sexually."
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Russell Brand
"People have always said, are you gay? I've had a lot of that. But it's just not in me. I really like women a lot; I'm repulsed by men sexually."
"I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing."
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Izaak Walton
"I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing."
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"You can have a bad day, but as soon as you set foot on that stage it's joyous."
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Glenn Tipton
"You can have a bad day, but as soon as you set foot on that stage it's joyous."
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"Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense."
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Joseph Addison
"Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense."
"Exercise is labor without weariness."
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Samuel Johnson
"Exercise is labor without weariness."
"Any setting can potentially acquire this vividness. It slowly arrives during the period of research, until it is as immediate to me as my own real surroundings."
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Rose Tremain
"Any setting can potentially acquire this vividness. It slowly arrives during the period of research, until it is as immediate to me as my own real surroundings."
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"Heaven never helps the men who will not act."
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Sydney Smith
"Heaven never helps the men who will not act."
"Time moved for you not in quotidian beats, but in the slow rhythm the ages keep."
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Aldous Huxley
"Time moved for you not in quotidian beats, but in the slow rhythm the ages keep."
"A lot of gay men have a lot of sex. That's what we do. But I've stopped all that-the revolving door into my bedroom. Promiscuity. That was of its day, really."
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Julian Clary
"A lot of gay men have a lot of sex. That's what we do. But I've stopped all that-the revolving door into my bedroom. Promiscuity. That was of its day, really."
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"Great is truth, but still greater, from a practical point of view, is silence about truth. By simply not mentioning certain subjects... totalitarian propagandists have influenced opinion much more effectively than they could have by the most eloquent denunciations."
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Aldous Huxley
"Great is truth, but still greater, from a practical point of view, is silence about truth. By simply not mentioning certain subjects... totalitarian propagandists have influenced opinion much more effectively than they could have by the most eloquent denunciations."
"In fact there is only your own instinct? Not instinct, Hastings. Instinct is a bad word. It is my knowledge-my experience-that tells me that something about that letter is wrong."
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Agatha Christie
"In fact there is only your own instinct? Not instinct, Hastings. Instinct is a bad word. It is my knowledge-my experience-that tells me that something about that letter is wrong."
"The guilty think all talk is of themselves."
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Geoffrey Chaucer
"The guilty think all talk is of themselves."
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"I am still looking for the modern equivalent of those Quakers who ran successful businesses, made money because they offered honest products and treated their people decently... This business creed, sadly, seems long forgotten."
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Anita Roddick
"I am still looking for the modern equivalent of those Quakers who ran successful businesses, made money because they offered honest products and treated their people decently... This business creed, sadly, seems long forgotten."
"It is a sad fact about our culture that a poet can earn much more money writing or talking about his art than he can by practicing it."
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W. H. Auden
"It is a sad fact about our culture that a poet can earn much more money writing or talking about his art than he can by practicing it."
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"I know there's a proverb which that says 'To err is human,' but a human error is nothing to what a computer can do if it tries."
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Agatha Christie
"I know there's a proverb which that says 'To err is human,' but a human error is nothing to what a computer can do if it tries."
"But the single overwhelming reason why jails are bursting is longer sentences given for more crimes."
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Polly Toynbee
"But the single overwhelming reason why jails are bursting is longer sentences given for more crimes."
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"Everything understood by the term co-operation is in some sense an evil."
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William Godwin
"Everything understood by the term co-operation is in some sense an evil."
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"The first ten million years were the worst," said Marvin, "and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million years I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline."
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Douglas Adams
"The first ten million years were the worst," said Marvin, "and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million years I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline."
"One can't have something for nothing. Happiness has got to be paid for. You're paying for it, Mr. Watson - paying because you happen to be too much interested in beauty."
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Aldous Huxley
"One can't have something for nothing. Happiness has got to be paid for. You're paying for it, Mr. Watson - paying because you happen to be too much interested in beauty."
"You could argue that war is always an irrational act, and yet many states enter into military conflict out of rational calculation or national interest or the stability or longevity of their regime."
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William Kirby
"You could argue that war is always an irrational act, and yet many states enter into military conflict out of rational calculation or national interest or the stability or longevity of their regime."
"Princess Rose should indeed be a TV movie, assuming something doesn't go wrong. I don't know how good a movie it will be, because the way movie folk think is different from the way writers think, and I distrust what isn't done my way. This is what I call a healthy paranoia."
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Piers Anthony
"Princess Rose should indeed be a TV movie, assuming something doesn't go wrong. I don't know how good a movie it will be, because the way movie folk think is different from the way writers think, and I distrust what isn't done my way. This is what I call a healthy paranoia."
"Life is a travelling to the edge of knowledge, then a leap taken."
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David Herbert Lawrence
"Life is a travelling to the edge of knowledge, then a leap taken."
"Opera cuts to the chase-as death does. An art which seeks, more obviously than any other form, to break your heart."
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Julian Barnes
"Opera cuts to the chase-as death does. An art which seeks, more obviously than any other form, to break your heart."
"You know how sad your life is when you know the release date of DVDs."
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Heston Blumenthal
"You know how sad your life is when you know the release date of DVDs."
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"The human mind is a dramatic structure in itself and our society is absolutely saturated with drama."
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Edward Bond
"The human mind is a dramatic structure in itself and our society is absolutely saturated with drama."
"I've often reflected on this in the past weeks as I've been following the presidential campaign: Very often, I thought it would have been great for both of these guys to sit down and be force-fed a couple of dozen episodes of Star Trek."
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Patrick Stewart
"I've often reflected on this in the past weeks as I've been following the presidential campaign: Very often, I thought it would have been great for both of these guys to sit down and be force-fed a couple of dozen episodes of Star Trek."
"Youth smiles without any reason. It is one of its chiefest charms."
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Thomas Gray
"Youth smiles without any reason. It is one of its chiefest charms."
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"Gandalf: Often does hatred hurt itself!"
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J. R. R. Tolkien
"Gandalf: Often does hatred hurt itself!"
"The one overall structure in my plays is language."
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Edward Bond
"The one overall structure in my plays is language."
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"When you make a bet, you're saying something."
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Al Alvarez
"When you make a bet, you're saying something."
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"Very notable was his distinction between coarseness and vulgarity, coarseness, revealing something; vulgarity, concealing something."
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E. M. Forster
"Very notable was his distinction between coarseness and vulgarity, coarseness, revealing something; vulgarity, concealing something."
"When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say, 'It's in the script.' If he says, 'But what's my motivation?, ' I say, 'Your salary.'"
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Alfred Hitchcock
"When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say, 'It's in the script.' If he says, 'But what's my motivation?, ' I say, 'Your salary.'"
"I think IT projects are about supporting social systems-about communications between people and machines. They tend to fail due to cultural issues."
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Tim Berners Lee
"I think IT projects are about supporting social systems-about communications between people and machines. They tend to fail due to cultural issues."
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