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Quotes by British Authors

"Me and Vinny are dead careful, and we only had sex once without a condom, our first time, and it's a scientific fact that virgins can't get pregnant. Stella told me."
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David Mitchell
"Me and Vinny are dead careful, and we only had sex once without a condom, our first time, and it's a scientific fact that virgins can't get pregnant. Stella told me."
"There are a lot of people who can now see me as an artist for the first time."
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Alison Moyet
"There are a lot of people who can now see me as an artist for the first time."
"One of my contemporaries, a colorless chap who worked much harder at his law studies, is now Prime Minister."
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Alex Cox
"One of my contemporaries, a colorless chap who worked much harder at his law studies, is now Prime Minister."
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"Cosmic Ordering is a licence to print money."
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Stephen Richards
"Cosmic Ordering is a licence to print money."
"Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill; never own it to yourself. Illness is one of those things which a man should resist on principle at the onset."
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Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
"Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill; never own it to yourself. Illness is one of those things which a man should resist on principle at the onset."
"In the early days, we just wore black onstage. Very bold, my dear. Then we introduced white, for variety, and it simply grew and grew."
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Freddie Mercury
"In the early days, we just wore black onstage. Very bold, my dear. Then we introduced white, for variety, and it simply grew and grew."
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"Being a woman is really crap."
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Siobhan Fahey
"Being a woman is really crap."
"It is almost always wrong that the time isn't ripe to decide something. That is always said of difficult problems."
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Chris Patten
"It is almost always wrong that the time isn't ripe to decide something. That is always said of difficult problems."
"Though we may have desires or bold goals, for whatever reason, most of us don't think we can achieve something beyond what we're qualified to achieve. Why, I ask, do we let reality interfere with our dreams?"
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Simon Sinek
"Though we may have desires or bold goals, for whatever reason, most of us don't think we can achieve something beyond what we're qualified to achieve. Why, I ask, do we let reality interfere with our dreams?"
"I want to try and work in different genres with different types of actors, on small movies and big movies."
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Sam Mendes
"I want to try and work in different genres with different types of actors, on small movies and big movies."
"Agressive music can only shock you once. Afterwards its impact declines. It's inevitable."
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Brian Eno
"Agressive music can only shock you once. Afterwards its impact declines. It's inevitable."
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"My heart almost died within me; miserable longings strained its chords. How long were the September days! How silent, how lifeless!"
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Charlotte Bronte
"My heart almost died within me; miserable longings strained its chords. How long were the September days! How silent, how lifeless!"
"If you're not balanced, your mind's not balanced... my fuse went."
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Frank Bruno
"If you're not balanced, your mind's not balanced... my fuse went."
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"There is no scent so pleasant to my nostrils as that faint, subtle reek which comes from an ancient book."
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Arthur Conan Doyle
"There is no scent so pleasant to my nostrils as that faint, subtle reek which comes from an ancient book."
"There are two ways to find a lost city. The first is to rely on luck alone, the second is to control all the information."
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Tahir Shah
"There are two ways to find a lost city. The first is to rely on luck alone, the second is to control all the information."
"Discrimination due to age is one of the great tragedies of modern life. The desire to work and be useful is what makes life worth living, and to be told your efforts are not needed because you are the wrong age is a crime."
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Johnny Ball
"Discrimination due to age is one of the great tragedies of modern life. The desire to work and be useful is what makes life worth living, and to be told your efforts are not needed because you are the wrong age is a crime."
"He couldn't tell that this was one of those occasions a man never forgets: a small cicatrice had been made on the memory, a wound that would ache whenever certain things combined - the taste of gin at mid-day, the smell of flowers under a balcony, the clang of corrugated iron, an ugly bird flopping from perch to perch."
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Graham Greene
"He couldn't tell that this was one of those occasions a man never forgets: a small cicatrice had been made on the memory, a wound that would ache whenever certain things combined - the taste of gin at mid-day, the smell of flowers under a balcony, the clang of corrugated iron, an ugly bird flopping from perch to perch."
"If a dream stubbornly returns from seemingly weightless nights, then give him your trust."
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Sir Kristian Goldmund Aumann
"If a dream stubbornly returns from seemingly weightless nights, then give him your trust."
"I miss England. I miss the weather. I've spent moss of the last 25 years on tour. I'm ready to come home."
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Sting
"I miss England. I miss the weather. I've spent moss of the last 25 years on tour. I'm ready to come home."
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"Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers and boys used to dress like their fathers. Now girls drink like their fathers and boys dress like their mothers."
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Habeeb Akande
"Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers and boys used to dress like their fathers. Now girls drink like their fathers and boys dress like their mothers."
"The relationship between the public and the artist is complex and difficult to explain. There is a fine line between using this critical energy creatively and pandering to it."
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Andy Goldsworthy
"The relationship between the public and the artist is complex and difficult to explain. There is a fine line between using this critical energy creatively and pandering to it."
"I certainly don't want a child of mine to be famous, or anyone I was very close to who isn't yet... It's the worst thing to be trapped in your house not be able to leave."
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Elizabeth Hurley
"I certainly don't want a child of mine to be famous, or anyone I was very close to who isn't yet... It's the worst thing to be trapped in your house not be able to leave."
"Man unlike the animal has never learned that the sole purpose of life is to enjoy it."
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Samuel Butler
"Man unlike the animal has never learned that the sole purpose of life is to enjoy it."
"The Opposition aren't really the Opposition. They're just called the Opposition. But in fact they are the Opposition in exile. The Civil Service are the Opposition in residence."
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Antony Jay
"The Opposition aren't really the Opposition. They're just called the Opposition. But in fact they are the Opposition in exile. The Civil Service are the Opposition in residence."
"This sounds horribly pretentious, but I like to think that if music hadn't existed, I could have invented it."
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Harrison Birtwistle
"This sounds horribly pretentious, but I like to think that if music hadn't existed, I could have invented it."
"But I don't have a very good track record with royalty. My dress fell off in front of Prince Charles at the Prince's Trust, so I'm just living up to my reputation."
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Kate Bush
"But I don't have a very good track record with royalty. My dress fell off in front of Prince Charles at the Prince's Trust, so I'm just living up to my reputation."
"Be yourself is about the worst advice you can give to some people."
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J. B. Priestley
"Be yourself is about the worst advice you can give to some people."
"I cannot command winds and weather."
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Horatio Nelson
"I cannot command winds and weather."
"Meditation is the tongue of the soul and the language of our spirit."
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Jeremy Taylor
"Meditation is the tongue of the soul and the language of our spirit."
"Advise for anybody - enjoy what you are doing, enjoy the process of learning and don't be impatient."
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Robin Cousins
"Advise for anybody - enjoy what you are doing, enjoy the process of learning and don't be impatient."
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"All civilization has from time to time become a thin crust over a volcano of revolution."
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Henry Ellis
"All civilization has from time to time become a thin crust over a volcano of revolution."
"There wasn't much work around at the time, I think I found a bit in Germany or something, but we played together and somehow the bassist Laurie Baker got involved as well - I can't remember exactly how."
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Jamie Muir
"There wasn't much work around at the time, I think I found a bit in Germany or something, but we played together and somehow the bassist Laurie Baker got involved as well - I can't remember exactly how."
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"There is a magic in the memory of a schoolboy friendship. It softens the heart and even affects the nervous system of those who have no heart."
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Benjamin Disraeli
"There is a magic in the memory of a schoolboy friendship. It softens the heart and even affects the nervous system of those who have no heart."
"When life gets rough, never think you have failed... allow your self a quality of emotion and introspection. It is called turning inwards. When you observe and examine your mental and emotional state, from your inner core of self - you then can put things in to perspective. Don't allow your futile attempts to want to change your outer world, take a detour, and instead, change the only thing that you have the power to - your inner world. And remember: There is no such thing as failure-only learning opportunities."
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Angie karan
"When life gets rough, never think you have failed... allow your self a quality of emotion and introspection. It is called turning inwards. When you observe and examine your mental and emotional state, from your inner core of self - you then can put things in to perspective. Don't allow your futile attempts to want to change your outer world, take a detour, and instead, change the only thing that you have the power to - your inner world. And remember: There is no such thing as failure-only learning opportunities."
"I sailed through my childhood with a complete lack of any drama."
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Kate Adie
"I sailed through my childhood with a complete lack of any drama."
"A great many things have been pronounced untrue and absurd, and even impossible, by the highest authorities in the age in which they lived, which have afterwards, and, indeed, within a very short period, been found to be both possible and true."
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Catherine Crowe
"A great many things have been pronounced untrue and absurd, and even impossible, by the highest authorities in the age in which they lived, which have afterwards, and, indeed, within a very short period, been found to be both possible and true."
Age,
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"You've seen one of the our gigs you've seen 'em all. But if you're into the music, you'll know that we played better the night before or we can play better."
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Liam Gallagher
"You've seen one of the our gigs you've seen 'em all. But if you're into the music, you'll know that we played better the night before or we can play better."
"It is the common wonder of all men, how among so many million faces, there should be none alike."
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Thomas Browne
"It is the common wonder of all men, how among so many million faces, there should be none alike."
"I like photographs which leave something to the imagination."
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Fay Godwin
"I like photographs which leave something to the imagination."
"He is not a bad fellow, though an absolute imbecile in his profession. He has one positive virtue. He is as brave as a bulldog and as tenacious as a lobster if he gets his claws upon anyone."
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Arthur Conan Doyle
"He is not a bad fellow, though an absolute imbecile in his profession. He has one positive virtue. He is as brave as a bulldog and as tenacious as a lobster if he gets his claws upon anyone."
"There comes a time in one's life, perhaps in middle age, when we stop and assess who we are, and the life we have."
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Fennel Hudson
"There comes a time in one's life, perhaps in middle age, when we stop and assess who we are, and the life we have."
"Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it."
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W. Somerset Maugham
"Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it."
"The newly decorated theatres produced things like car parks and restaurants, so you could have a good night out, quite cheaply without all that bother of having to go somewhere else."
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Timothy West
"The newly decorated theatres produced things like car parks and restaurants, so you could have a good night out, quite cheaply without all that bother of having to go somewhere else."
"Reality in our century is not something to be faced."
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Graham Greene
"Reality in our century is not something to be faced."
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"WARNING: The production of spirit is a very delicate and dangerous procedure. It should be left to the professionals and under absolutely no circumstance be replicated."
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S. A. Tawks
"WARNING: The production of spirit is a very delicate and dangerous procedure. It should be left to the professionals and under absolutely no circumstance be replicated."
"Of course, Einstein was a very great scientist indeed, and I have enormous respect for him, and great admiration for the discoveries he made. But he was very committed to a view of the objectivity of the physical world."
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John Polkinghorne
"Of course, Einstein was a very great scientist indeed, and I have enormous respect for him, and great admiration for the discoveries he made. But he was very committed to a view of the objectivity of the physical world."
"She brought a chair into the room and placed it alongside the top of his bed. Then she held his hand as he drifted off to sleep. It was so small in her own hand, and it felt warm and dry. She pressed his hand gently, and his fingers returned the pressure, but only just, as he was almost asleep by then. She remembered, but not very well, what it was to fall asleep holding the hand of another; how precious such an experience, how fortunate those to whom it was vouchsafed by the gods of Friendship, or of Love. She thought she had forgotten that, but now she remembered."
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Alexander McCall Smith
"She brought a chair into the room and placed it alongside the top of his bed. Then she held his hand as he drifted off to sleep. It was so small in her own hand, and it felt warm and dry. She pressed his hand gently, and his fingers returned the pressure, but only just, as he was almost asleep by then. She remembered, but not very well, what it was to fall asleep holding the hand of another; how precious such an experience, how fortunate those to whom it was vouchsafed by the gods of Friendship, or of Love. She thought she had forgotten that, but now she remembered."
"He's a TV producer, a theatrical impresario, and he wants to be treated as Mr. Windsor but when the going gets rough he wants to be treated like a member of the Royal Family."
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Andrew Morton
"He's a TV producer, a theatrical impresario, and he wants to be treated as Mr. Windsor but when the going gets rough he wants to be treated like a member of the Royal Family."
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"In the north east, there, they have had quite a bit of government offices moving in. It's not a new policy."
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John Prescott
"In the north east, there, they have had quite a bit of government offices moving in. It's not a new policy."
"They are bright and exciting. Like America. Like its women."
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Alan Moore
"They are bright and exciting. Like America. Like its women."
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