"Being English, I always laugh at anything to do with the lavatory or bottoms."

"I certainly don't want a child of mine to be famous, or anyone I was very close to who isn't yet... It's the worst thing to be trapped in your house not be able to leave."

"I've always wanted to be a spy, and frankly I'm a little surprised that British intelligence has never approached me."

"A bit of lusting after someone does wonders for the skin."

"I keep getting these extraordinary letteres, really weird ones from American sports stars - I've always thought you were one pretty lady and now that you're single I want to meet you for a drink."

"Nothing irritates me more than chronic laziness in others. Mind you, it's only mental sloth I object to. Physical sloth can be heavenly."

"I would seriously question whether anybody is really foolish enough to really say what they mean. Sometimes I think that civilization as we know it would kind of break down if we all were completely honest."

"I was completely loyal and faithful to Stephen throughout this time as, indeed, he assured me he was to me."