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Quotes by British Authors

"My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden."
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Eric Morecambe
"My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden."
"What do I miss about the UK? Sadly, almost nothing. Maybe the midnight sun, in June in the north. That's all."
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Lee Child
"What do I miss about the UK? Sadly, almost nothing. Maybe the midnight sun, in June in the north. That's all."
"Emeth came walking forward into the open strip of grass between the bonfire and the Stable. His eyes were shining, his face was solemn, his hand was on his sword-hilt, and he carried his head high. Jill felt like crying when she looked at his face. And Jewel whispered in the King's ear, "By the Lion's Mane, I almost love this young warrior, Calormene though he be. He is worthy of a better god than Tash."
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C. S. Lewis
"Emeth came walking forward into the open strip of grass between the bonfire and the Stable. His eyes were shining, his face was solemn, his hand was on his sword-hilt, and he carried his head high. Jill felt like crying when she looked at his face. And Jewel whispered in the King's ear, "By the Lion's Mane, I almost love this young warrior, Calormene though he be. He is worthy of a better god than Tash."
"There are three reasons why this book came into being. First, throughout the 33 years I've been writing recipes - although I'm not vegetarian myself - I have greatly enjoyed creating vegetarian recipes, and cooking and serving them at home."
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Delia Smith
"There are three reasons why this book came into being. First, throughout the 33 years I've been writing recipes - although I'm not vegetarian myself - I have greatly enjoyed creating vegetarian recipes, and cooking and serving them at home."
"I used to be disgusted; now I try to be amused."
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Elvis Costello
"I used to be disgusted; now I try to be amused."
Now,
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"Judgment is not upon all occasions required, but discretion always is."
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Philip Stanhope
"Judgment is not upon all occasions required, but discretion always is."
"Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time."
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Malcolm Muggeridge
"Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time."
"I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'"
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Tommy Cooper
"I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'"
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"To be a character who feels a deep emotion, one must go into the memory's vault and mix in a sad memory from one's own life."
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Albert Finney
"To be a character who feels a deep emotion, one must go into the memory's vault and mix in a sad memory from one's own life."
"We have hated the French for years. Now you have just joined the club. It makes you much more likable."
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Simon Cowell
"We have hated the French for years. Now you have just joined the club. It makes you much more likable."
"As a piece of literacy criticism, Freud's best writing is about Dostoyevsky. It's a kind of displaced literacy criticism."
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Dennis Potter
"As a piece of literacy criticism, Freud's best writing is about Dostoyevsky. It's a kind of displaced literacy criticism."
"I don't always wear underwear. When I'm in the heat, especially, I can't wear it. Like, if I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?"
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Naomi Campbell
"I don't always wear underwear. When I'm in the heat, especially, I can't wear it. Like, if I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?"
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"I'm just saying that there are high quality materials, and when we change them then there should be a way of changing them so that you can celebrate that change - rather than just 'mix it up'."
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Richard Rogers
"I'm just saying that there are high quality materials, and when we change them then there should be a way of changing them so that you can celebrate that change - rather than just 'mix it up'."
"He's suffering from Politicians' Logic. Something must be done, this is something, therefore we must do it."
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Antony Jay
"He's suffering from Politicians' Logic. Something must be done, this is something, therefore we must do it."
"You see, another reason for nationalization was that private ownership meant fragmentation."
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Barbara Castle
"You see, another reason for nationalization was that private ownership meant fragmentation."
"The nationalist not only does not disapprove of atrocities committed by his own side, but he has a remarkable capacity for not even hearing about them."
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George Orwell
"The nationalist not only does not disapprove of atrocities committed by his own side, but he has a remarkable capacity for not even hearing about them."
"I want to walk into a room, be it a hospital for the dying or a hospital for the sick children, and feel that I am needed. I want to do, not just to be."
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Princess Diana
"I want to walk into a room, be it a hospital for the dying or a hospital for the sick children, and feel that I am needed. I want to do, not just to be."
"And the supreme mystery was simply this: here was one room; there another. Did religion solve that, or love?"
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Virginia Woolf
"And the supreme mystery was simply this: here was one room; there another. Did religion solve that, or love?"
"Real equality is immensely difficult to achieve, it needs continual revision and monitoring of distributions. And it does not provide buffers between members, so they are continually colliding or frustrating each other."
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Mary Douglas
"Real equality is immensely difficult to achieve, it needs continual revision and monitoring of distributions. And it does not provide buffers between members, so they are continually colliding or frustrating each other."
"Iceland, though it lies so far to the north that it is partly within the Arctic Circle, is, like Norway, Scotland, and Ireland, affected by the Gulf Stream, so that considerable portions of it are quite habitable."
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Harry Johnston
"Iceland, though it lies so far to the north that it is partly within the Arctic Circle, is, like Norway, Scotland, and Ireland, affected by the Gulf Stream, so that considerable portions of it are quite habitable."
"Female television viewers paid attention to Catherine Gale."
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Honor Blackman
"Female television viewers paid attention to Catherine Gale."
"You feel quite distant by playing at huge stadiums year after year, where you only can see a great darkness in front of you."
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Robert Plant
"You feel quite distant by playing at huge stadiums year after year, where you only can see a great darkness in front of you."
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"Vanity working on a weak head, produces every sort of mischief."
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Jane Austen
"Vanity working on a weak head, produces every sort of mischief."
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"A man must not swallow more beliefs than he can digest."
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Henry Ellis
"A man must not swallow more beliefs than he can digest."
"Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it."
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Malcolm Muggeridge
"Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it."
"In the mass of mankind, I fear, there is too great a majority of fools and knaves; who, singly from their number, must to a certain degree be respected, though they are by no means respectable."
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Philip Stanhope
"In the mass of mankind, I fear, there is too great a majority of fools and knaves; who, singly from their number, must to a certain degree be respected, though they are by no means respectable."
"He was very much concerned with logic and function, he always worked his solos out before playing them."
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Jamie Muir
"He was very much concerned with logic and function, he always worked his solos out before playing them."
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"I love changing what I look like because I always feel super strange whenever I do watch something that I'm in."
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Helena Bonham Carter
"I love changing what I look like because I always feel super strange whenever I do watch something that I'm in."
"A lot of action movies today seem to have scenes that just lead up to the action."
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Jason Statham
"A lot of action movies today seem to have scenes that just lead up to the action."
"I am extremely happy walking on the downs...I like to have space to spread my mind out in."
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Virginia Woolf
"I am extremely happy walking on the downs...I like to have space to spread my mind out in."
"I'd like to do some more classical work if I do some more theatre."
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Sarah Sutton
"I'd like to do some more classical work if I do some more theatre."
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"The Labour Party is and always has been an instinctive part of my life."
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Roy Jenkins
"The Labour Party is and always has been an instinctive part of my life."
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"I think life is full of challenges and problems. I don't believe that anyone is perfect. We all make mistakes. It's not a bed of roses, and you have to work real hard at it."
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Nigel Mansell
"I think life is full of challenges and problems. I don't believe that anyone is perfect. We all make mistakes. It's not a bed of roses, and you have to work real hard at it."
"Pleasure is none, if not diversified."
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John Donne
"Pleasure is none, if not diversified."
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"The Egyptian contribution to architecture was more concerned with remembering the dead than the living."
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Stephen Gardiner
"The Egyptian contribution to architecture was more concerned with remembering the dead than the living."
"Remember that the word of God is not sent to particular persons, as if by name; and do not think you have no part in it, because you are not named there."
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Adam Clarke
"Remember that the word of God is not sent to particular persons, as if by name; and do not think you have no part in it, because you are not named there."
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"One of the guys that used to run it - for some reason I've no idea why he used to call me the Sea Monster and I was just looking around for a name and thought that'll do. That lasted for a couple of years probably."
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Jo Brand
"One of the guys that used to run it - for some reason I've no idea why he used to call me the Sea Monster and I was just looking around for a name and thought that'll do. That lasted for a couple of years probably."
"Men find it difficult because I've got so much energy and hardly sleep at night, only four or five hours. I wake up in the early hours and potter around."
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Susannah York
"Men find it difficult because I've got so much energy and hardly sleep at night, only four or five hours. I wake up in the early hours and potter around."
"I learnt from Armstrong on the early recordings that you never sang a song the same way twice."
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Van Morrison
"I learnt from Armstrong on the early recordings that you never sang a song the same way twice."
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"Obviously I've spent most of my working life with men and they have this way of operating which seems a bit alien to me."
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Janet Street-Porter
"Obviously I've spent most of my working life with men and they have this way of operating which seems a bit alien to me."
"I suppose I'm intrigued with the bad traits of society, because I'm a part of society, and the bad traits pose the dangerous questions for our future."
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Jude Law
"I suppose I'm intrigued with the bad traits of society, because I'm a part of society, and the bad traits pose the dangerous questions for our future."
"There is a powerful need for people to feel that gust of hope rise up again."
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Cat Stevens
"There is a powerful need for people to feel that gust of hope rise up again."
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"It would be nice if education was free to everyone who wanted it, but that's not the world we live in."
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Glenda Jackson
"It would be nice if education was free to everyone who wanted it, but that's not the world we live in."
"We fought during 'The Wall,' which was an album Waters wrote, based on his family story, we clashed long before that, during the period of the Dark Side and 'Wish You Were Here.' Actually, we never got along."
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Rick Wright
"We fought during 'The Wall,' which was an album Waters wrote, based on his family story, we clashed long before that, during the period of the Dark Side and 'Wish You Were Here.' Actually, we never got along."
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"As in the rankest soil the most beautiful flowers are grown, so in the dark soil of poverty the choicest flowers of humanity have developed and bloomed."
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James Allen
"As in the rankest soil the most beautiful flowers are grown, so in the dark soil of poverty the choicest flowers of humanity have developed and bloomed."
"Anyway, I collapsed in France in the middle of a tour. I hadn't been eating properly, I was getting very phobic about audiences, and I collapsed in pure fright."
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Andy Partridge
"Anyway, I collapsed in France in the middle of a tour. I hadn't been eating properly, I was getting very phobic about audiences, and I collapsed in pure fright."
"It is my supposition that the Universe in not only queerer than we imagine, is queerer than we can imagine."
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John B. S. Haldane
"It is my supposition that the Universe in not only queerer than we imagine, is queerer than we can imagine."
"It was a somber place, haunted by old jokes and lost laughter. Life, as I discovered, holds no more wretched occupation than trying to make the English laugh."
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Malcolm Muggeridge
"It was a somber place, haunted by old jokes and lost laughter. Life, as I discovered, holds no more wretched occupation than trying to make the English laugh."
"It is the small owner who offers the only really profitable and reliable material for taxation. He is made for taxation."
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Auberon Herbert
"It is the small owner who offers the only really profitable and reliable material for taxation. He is made for taxation."
"If you say that the history of the Church is a long succession of scandals, you are telling the truth, though if that is all you say, you are distorting the truth."
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Gerald Vann
"If you say that the history of the Church is a long succession of scandals, you are telling the truth, though if that is all you say, you are distorting the truth."
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