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Sex Quotes


"It is essential that we realize once and for all that man is much more of a sex creature than a moral creature. The former is inherent, the other is grafted on."


"There is no female mind. The brain is not an organ of sex. As well speak of a female liver."


"I have often said that I wish I had invented blue jeans: the most spectacular, the most practical, the most relaxed and nonchalant. They have expression, modesty, sex appeal, simplicity - all I hope for in my clothes."


"When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
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"I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me."


"Such, Polly, are your sex - part truth, part fiction; - Some thought, much whim and all a contradiction."


"At a pool party, with everybody around, a guy and I had sex in the pool, but nobody knew it."


"Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved."


"If we know we're just going to have sex and then ditch the guy, it can be fun."


"And, of course, they've always condemned dancing. You know, you might touch a member of the opposite sex. And you might get excited and you might do something natural."


"Politically, I call it rape whenever a woman has sex and feels violated."


"A geometry implies the heterogeneity of locus, namely that there is a locus of the Other. Regarding this locus of the Other, of one sex as Other, as absolute Other, what does the most recent development in topology allow us to posit?"


"Well, I thought the Sex Pistols were the cream of the crop. They came in and topped everybody, for sure. They took all the existing strands and made a perfect package out of them."


"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."



"I'm a secretive bastard. I would never let anybody watch me painting... it would be like somebody watching you have sex - painting is that personal to me."


"I was originally cast to be the brains of the Enterprise. Somehow I became The Chick. There's a little ugly girl inside of me going 'Yay! I'm a sex symbol!'"


"Kids are all computer-savvy. Sit down and write to your parents on the computer. And just say, I have some questions and I'm scared. There's some stuff I don't know and I really need to talk to you about sex. Tear it off and put it on their pillow. They'll read it."


"Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man."


"For lack of a better term, they've labeled me a sex symbol. It's flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy."


"I know nothing about sex, because I was always married."


"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
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"I believe in sex on a first date. Otherwise, how do you know if a second date is worth the effort?"


"If we only said safe sex, use a condom, we won't stop the spread of AIDS in this country."


"Sex is on the minds of most people, especially those who shouldn't be having it."


"If you're going to be sexy in a photo, you'd better be thinking about sex rather than about being sexy."
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