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"When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
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"Sex is a big question mark. It is something people will talk about forever."
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"When I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him."
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"Pornography is the attempt to insult sex, to do dirt on it."
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"If you insist upon fighting to protect me, or 'our' country, let it be understood soberly and rationally between us that you are fighting to gratify a sex instinct which I cannot share; to procure benefits where I have not shared and probably will not share."
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"When coming to sex: First served, first come."
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"I have certain moral parameters that I do not cross in writing; I don't write about adultery or kids having premarital sex."
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"The most unfair thing about sex is that men are almost always guaranteed an orgasm."
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"When it comes to sex, no pairing is beyond belief."
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"Sex is great until you die, but it's never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery."
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"Sex appeal is not on purpose."
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"When The Simpsons came around, there really was nothing else like it on TV. It's hard to imagine, but when Fox first took the plunge with it, it was considered controversial to put animation on prime time."
Time

"It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've got this huge cast of characters that we can move around. And over the last few seasons, we've explored some of the secondary characters' personal lives a bit more."
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"Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems."
Life

"Since I was there in the very beginning, I know the history of the characters. So, I make comments about the tone and sometimes remind the writers that we've done that before."
History

"I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I will do it again."
Will

"Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention."
Attention

"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
Sex

"One of the things I would like to do is make up stories that I would have enjoyed when I was a kid. So, if I'm thinking about an audience, it's usually a younger version of myself."
Thinking

"It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than parents have."
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"We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff."
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