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"It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
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"What most people in our culture mean by being lovable is essentially a mixture between being popular and having sex appeal."
"If you insist upon fighting to protect me, or 'our' country, let it be understood soberly and rationally between us that you are fighting to gratify a sex instinct which I cannot share; to procure benefits where I have not shared and probably will not share."
"Okay we both know... what happens... with sex... different places... different time... different date... different rooms... the biatch is still bitchy.... very bitchy as pitchy.... The agony - DOOOOOO YOU FEEL IT?- wE JUST PREDICTED THE FUTURE!"
"Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!"
"The most unfair thing about sex is that men are almost always guaranteed an orgasm."
"If I had my way, I would have sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll at least 4-6 hours a day. So long as there are going to be things in the way of that, we're going to have a revolution."
"Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex."
"Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen."
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"If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it."
"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate."
"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."
"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."
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