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"When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as "Catch-22" I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?""
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"I just think that all of us in this room should have a voice in how the USA is represented. And he don't allow us our voice, that's all I'm saying."

"Many attempts to communicate are nullified by saying too much."

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."

"Well, sometimes when you say you want to be like everybody else, you're really saying that you're not."

"I'm simply saying that there are advantages in sending a skilled diplomat who can always say, 'I'll get back to you on that, Mr. Minister'."

"As soon as Young read my statements and saw clearly what I was saying, he stopped communicating with me."

"While you're writing, you can't concentrate nearly as well on what the speaker is saying."
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"I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long."

"I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals."

"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."

"Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that he could put his finger without delay on any one he wanted to worry about."

"But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents."
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