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"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
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"The function of a briefing paper is to prevent the ambassador from saying something dreadfully indiscreet. I sometimes think its true object is to prevent the ambassador from saying anything at all."
"Let me start by saying, I'm utterly disgusted with the former members of the Dead Kennedys."
"At least when it's in French, I won't know what the heck they're saying."
"You've got to find some way of saying it without saying it."
"There was a lot of stress and assumptions made without me even saying anything, which was very upsetting."
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
"I just think that all of us in this room should have a voice in how the USA is represented. And he don't allow us our voice, that's all I'm saying."
"Usually when someone says a thing is too simple, they're saying that certain familiar things aren't there, and they're seeing a couple maybe that are left, which they count as a couple, that's all."
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"I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book."
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
"The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths."
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
"Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member."
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