"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."

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"Ronald Reagan used to alarm his Soviet counterparts by saying that surely they'd both unite against an invasion from Mars."

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"Whatever title you want to lay on me is fine. I am still working; you know what I'm saying?"

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"As soon as Young read my statements and saw clearly what I was saying, he stopped communicating with me."

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"I'm simply saying that there are advantages in sending a skilled diplomat who can always say, 'I'll get back to you on that, Mr. Minister'."

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"When you make a bet, you're saying something."

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"You really have to listen to yourself and know if what someone is saying is true for you."

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"The function of a briefing paper is to prevent the ambassador from saying something dreadfully indiscreet. I sometimes think its true object is to prevent the ambassador from saying anything at all."

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"I have to say that when I was young, when any politician was talking I wasn't even interested. Maybe they were saying some nice stuff, but then if you put Michael Jordan on TV, I was interested!"

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