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"I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking."
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"If somebody's pointing a trembling finger at your pants and saying you shouldn't be doing that, follow that finger back, go up the arm and look at the head that's behind it, because there's almost always something fairly woolly in there."
"This is about Floridians saying what's most important to them and making sure that we create an agenda that we can drive and deliver back in Washington, D.C. So it's very exciting."
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
"When Howard Dean started saying some honest things, they hung him."
"I just think that all of us in this room should have a voice in how the USA is represented. And he don't allow us our voice, that's all I'm saying."
"Usually when someone says a thing is too simple, they're saying that certain familiar things aren't there, and they're seeing a couple maybe that are left, which they count as a couple, that's all."
"Fat is a way of saying no to powerlessness and self-denial."
"There was a lot of stress and assumptions made without me even saying anything, which was very upsetting."
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"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"
"Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'."
"My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash."
"Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television."
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