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Old Quotes


"I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them."
Old,


"My major league debut came at old Busch Stadium on Grand Avenue in St. Louis against the Pittsburgh Pirates."
Old,


"She would have been a very remarkable woman, if she had not been an old maid."


"I consider you as old as you look and feel. And in that case I feel - I feel I'm about 39, like Jack Benny."
Old,


"To be honest, I look at my Pinball program and feel that it is old stuff. I could do much better."
Old,


"We make the oldest stories new when we succeed, and we are trapped by the old stories when we fail."


"I was too young for Korea and too old for Vietnam."


"I started in 1946 in radio. I was ten years old. I was discovered singing in a school play. Someone was in the audience and it's six degrees of separation."


"No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney."


"I started when I was 8 years old, which is obviously nowadays pretty late, but I guess in my generation it was all right. I had plenty of other interests and I didn't do only tennis."


"We are similar to a museum. My function is to present old masterpieces in modern frames."


"The old charters of Massachusetts, Virginia, and the Carolinas had given title to strips of territory extending from the Atlantic westward to the Pacific."
Old,


"He's only 4 years old, so I don't think he realized, you know, that I played so many years. Of course, we watch tapes here from the Stanley Cup years, but I don't think he realized how many years I played."


"Everyone should live to be 92 years old, have an orgasm and drop dead."


"Very interesting for an old duffer like me to try his hand at something new. If I don't do that once in a while, I might just turn into a fossil, you know!"
Old,



"Well, I do have some maiden aunts that are not quite like the aunts in the book, but I definitely do have a couple of them, and a couple of old aunties."
Old,


"I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping."
Old,


"Medicaid is a vital safety net for New York's poor and vulnerable, young and old alike."


"I was dyslexic, I had no understanding of schoolwork whatsoever. I certainly would have failed IQ tests. And it was one of the reasons I left school when I was 15 years old. And if I - if I'm not interested in something, I don't grasp it."


"Then, like an old-time orator impressively he rose; I make the most of all that comes and the least of all that goes."
Old,


"Call me old-fashioned, but I like my conditioners to be conditioners and my shampoos to be shampoos."
Old,


"Asia is not going to be civilized after the methods of the West. There is too much Asia and she is too old."
Old,


"I cannot sing the old songs now! It is not that I deem them low, 'Tis that I can't remember how They go."
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