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"High-level, big-deal publicity has a way of getting old for me, but what never fails to thrill me is when I make personal appearances."
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"You can always tell an old soldier by the inside of his holsters and cartridge boxes. The young ones carry pistols and cartridges; the old ones, grub."
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"We do not quit playing because we grow old, we grow old because we quit playing."
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"Old and young disbelieve one another's truths."
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"Old and young, we are all on our last cruise."
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"I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair."
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"A new philosophy generally means in practice the praise of some old vice."
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"The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything."
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"It is better to be young in your failures than old in your successes."
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"I've been performing on stage since I was six years old."
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"I am too old for an eyebrow piercing but too young for an eyebrow lift."
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"I was convinced there as only one actor to play Templeton the Rat, and that was Tony Randall."
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"Publicity gets more than a little tiring. You want it, you need it, you crave it, and you're scared as hell when it stops."
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"I don't know that I spent any more time alone than any other kid, but being by myself never bothered me."
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"Friends don't necessarily made good business or creative partners."
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"I learned long ago to accept the fact that not everything I create will see the light of day."
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"I hate fishing, and I can't imagine why anyone would want to hike when you can get in the car and drive."
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"Not once in six years did I make it to the office by 9 on the dot."
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"High-level, big-deal publicity has a way of getting old for me, but what never fails to thrill me is when I make personal appearances."
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"I hope we don't get to the point where we have to have the cat stop chasing the mouse to teach him glassblowing and basket weaving."
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"Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth."
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