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Mom Quotes


"We never had a bathtub. Mom would bathe me in the wooden or tin washtub in the kitchen, or in a big lard can."


"Mothers send strips to daughters to make a point. Daughters smack strips down on the breakfast table to make a point. My own mom sometimes cuts a strip out and sends it to me to make sure I understand her."


"I was looking to do something non-fiction because I had done a strip, 'My Mom Was a Schizophrenic.' I really enjoyed the process of doing that strip, despite its subject matter. To do it I'd had to do a lot of research and reading and I figured I'd like to do that again."


"Depending on what day of the week it is and what time of the month it is, I'm a good friend or not a good friend. I'm more or less a good mom or not a good mom, more or less a good mate or not a good mate. That's just life, whether or not you're public."


"My first job in all honesty is going to continue to be mom-in-chief. Making sure that in this transition, which will be even more of a transition for the girls... that they are settled and that they know they will continue to be the center of our universe."


"I'm a nice, happily married wife and mom and I live in Connecticut."


"My mom listened to the Beatles and Elvis, a lot of different types of music."


"I was a hyper kid in school and the teacher suggested to my mom she needed to do something with me."


"I auditioned on my own. I tried to make a mark for myself without anybody's help, not even Mom's."


"My mom is always telling me it takes a long time to get to the top, but a short time to get to the bottom."


"My mom is still yelling at me because she needs more autographed pictures."


"If I made a list of the people I admire, Mom would probably fill up half of it. She could do anything and everything."


"Mom and Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was eighteen, she was sixteen and I was three."


"Over the years my mom has become a self-taught Biblical scholar."


"My mom has this great skiing event in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, every year for a local charity."


"I had been inspired by an organ player named Earl Grant, who played organ and piano together. My mom took me to see him. So I went home, put my piano and organ together, too."


"Imagine my surprise when, after a lifetime of teaching me to keep personal things to myself, Mom insisted my drawings were the start of a comic strip for millions of people to enjoy."


"I'm a mom, a full-time mom when I'm not taping. I do the carpool thing, and bake the cookies, and do the homework."
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"I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing "Maria" from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up."


"I didn't really know what I wanted to do, and then I got this call from a casting director in Los Angeles. She remembered me from something years before, and she called my mom wanting me to audition for this thing."


"When you become a mom you just learn how to function sleep deprived and you do get used to it. I came back to work when Finley was three months old and the first few months were rough. Then somehow you learn to exist on no sleep and now when he does upon occasion sleep through the night, which is like a full six hours, you're pretty sure he's suffocating. So you don't sleep anyway."
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