"Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet."

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"Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet."

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"Kids don't go out and buy CDs, they make their own, they download them from the Internet."

Sebastian Bach, Canadian Musician

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"It seems to me like the Internet allows you to break that structure a little bit. You know, here's your CD that's going into stores, here's your EP that you offer online, here's a subscription for songs you recorded on the road, here's your live stuff streaming."

Liz Phair, American Musician

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"If it's on the Internet, then it's gotta be true."

Ken Jennings, American Celebrity

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"The internet is where some people go to show their true intelligence; others, their hidden stupidity."

Criss Jami, American Philosopher

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"Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they get you all excited about them, but they just don't live up to their promises."

John Dobbin, American Artist

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"I know that the internet has helped a new world audience find me."

Wynonna Judd, American Musician

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"The left and the right live in parallel universes. The right listens to talk radio, the left's on the Internet and they just reinforce one another. They have no sense of reality. I have now one ambition: to retire before it becomes essential to tweet."

Barney Frank, American Politician

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"What I think is highly inappropriate is what's going on across the Internet, a kind of political jihad against Dan Rather and CBS News that's quite outrageous."

Tom Brokaw, American Journalist

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"The Internet offers authors and their readers a new diversity of opportunities and freedom."

Frederick Forsyth, British Author

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"The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity."

Clifford Stoll, American Author

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"Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time."

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"It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity."

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"President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which."

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"Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels."

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"There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it."

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"One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech."

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"The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country."

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"I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy."

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"Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese."

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"What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign."

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