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"The internet is where some people go to show their true intelligence; others, their hidden stupidity."

"AT&T will not block access to the public Internet or degrade service, period."

"I see the Internet as the next big deal - I wanted to get in on it early on so I wouldn't get behind it all."

"I don't think that Yahoo or any other Internet company should try to become a television network. We will be nowhere if we have to create our own content."

"I know that the internet has helped a new world audience find me."
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"You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R."

"Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on."

"A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away."

"Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again."

"What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign."

"I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy."

"Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels."
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