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"We're still in the first minutes of the first day of the Internet revolution."
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"Nuclear holocaust might eliminate the Internet."
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"Kids don't go out and buy CDs, they make their own, they download them from the Internet."
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"The Internet lives where anyone can access it."
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"All three networks have always had a morning show but now cable of course is taking some of that audience away and a variety of other things, probably the Internet as well."
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"The Internet is no longer the kind of thing where only six guys in the world can build it. Now, you can write a couple of checks and get one of your own."
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"You have to keep in mind that we don't run Windows, we don't have disks, we don't do Internet."
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"The Internet is a whole new world opening up."
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"The Internet is not just one thing, it's a collection of things - of numerous communications networks that all speak the same digital language."
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"No matter how much Bill Gates may claim otherwise, he missed the Internet, like a barreling freight train that he didn't hear or see coming."
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"The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board."
American
"A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run."
Police
"The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country."
Death
"What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy."
Guilt
"You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven."
Eating
"Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels."
Being
"Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time."
Time
"Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand."
Office
"Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet."
Internet
"I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy."
Trust
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