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Day Quotes


"I have been very fortunate as to escape through another day's very severe fighting and escaped unhurt."



"In June as many as a dozen species may burst their buds on a single day. No man can heed all of these anniversaries; no man can ignore all of them."



"If you get enough sleep, cut back on cigarettes and red meat, you look better the next day."


"It's a great way to start the day, hearing you've been nominated for an Emmy. It's just thrilling."


"Capote wrote every day. He said that's the only way, you have to sit down every day and do it."
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"The question at the end of the day was, the courts having found there was no defense, a producer about to go to jail, should CBS in effect tell the producer go to jail even though there is no law at all that we can use to get you out of jail?"


"If someone suddenly lost their director the day before shooting and wanted me to step in, I'd be willing to. But I'd do brain surgery the same way. I'm always up for something new."
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"If you bleed Black Label and you're going to be a man, you gotta get up there and do what you gotta do every day, relentless and as tired as you can be."


"At this very moment I'm behind on a compilation that Slave Labor is doing for Free Comic Book Day."


"I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry man outside my window. It's not funny! It was real."


"One day I caught four Dolphins, how much I have gazed at these beautiful creatures... as they changed their hue in twenty varieties of richest arrangement of tints."
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"She has good instincts, but wrong judgments. She'll rue the day."


"I worked every day there, so I knew all the details. But I needed only some proof. So the proof was photos."


"I have no dress except the one I wear every day. If you are going to be kind enough to give me one, please let it be practical and dark so that I can put it on afterwards to go to the laboratory."


"I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away."


"A man can do only what he can do. But if he does that each day he can sleep at night and do it again the next day."



"I have 40 years of unpublished material, the ones they don't pick, and the reason I don't redraw them or use them again is that I like to use my brain every day and come up with new jokes."


"At the day of judgment we shall all meet again."


"After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy."


"Here's something pompous - you take your day and artistically create it, so every moment has an artistic flavor."
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"When I don't plumb the depths or the opportunities of each day, I don't have joy."


"Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be."
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"We all get so caught up in our day-to-day lives and have so many gripes. But when you see the way others live and how they make the best of it, you'll realize how lucky you are."
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"Every day is a good day to be alive, whether the sun's shining or not."
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