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"It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month."
Day,
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"A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor."
Humor

"If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night."
Night

"I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV."
Movies

"The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid."
Teenager

"I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown."
Love

"My act has always reflected what's going on in my life."
Life

"I am in love with Larry David."
Love

"It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month."
Day

"So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it."
Help

"Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true."
Care
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"Prayer: the key of the day and the lock of the night."
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Personal Development

"Let us develop the resources of our land, call forth its powers, build up its institutions, promote all its great interests, and see whether we also, in our day and generation, may not perform something worthy to be remembered."
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Personal Development

"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."
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Personal Development

"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
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Personal Development

"There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators."
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Personal Development

"Better one's House be too little one day than too big all the Year after."
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Personal Development

"Every day, I have a most embarrassing moment."
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Personal Development

"No charges have been filed by the L.A. district attorney's office, and for that I am appreciative. I have said it before, but we all make mistakes, and the day will come soon enough where you no longer read of mine in the tabloids."
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Personal Development

"Miserable is a good thing, though. If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day."
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Personal Development

"Back in my day, I would probe by hand. Now you can get commercial software that does the job for you."
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Personal Development
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