"Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does."

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"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."

Will Rogers, American Actor

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"I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times."

Will Rogers, American Actor

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"So foul and fair a day I have not seen."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"The statements of four witnesses of unquestioned integrity, traveling with me that day, attest that such comments were never made and confirm that it simply did not happen."

Paul Crouch, American Clergyman

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"A cold atheistical materialism is the tendency of the so-called material philosophy of the present day."

Adam Sedgwick, British Scientist

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"I try to be the best man I can for the day."

James Caviezel, American Actor

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"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"I try to swim every damn day I can, and I've learned to scuba dive and snorkel."

Nina Simone, American Musician

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"The Navy has changed a great deal. Not that the officers of my day were bad, because I served under a lot of good officers, believe me. But there were a few bad ones, too."

Ernest Borgnine, American Actor

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"I eat a cheeseburger with French fries almost every day."

Cameron Diaz, American Actress

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"The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win."

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"People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it."

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"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."

"I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times."

"So foul and fair a day I have not seen."

"The statements of four witnesses of unquestioned integrity, traveling with me that day, attest that such comments were never made and confirm that it simply did not happen."

"A cold atheistical materialism is the tendency of the so-called material philosophy of the present day."

"I try to be the best man I can for the day."

"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."

"I try to swim every damn day I can, and I've learned to scuba dive and snorkel."

"The Navy has changed a great deal. Not that the officers of my day were bad, because I served under a lot of good officers, believe me. But there were a few bad ones, too."

"I eat a cheeseburger with French fries almost every day."

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"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."

"Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you."

"If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business."

"The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win."

"People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it."

"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all."

"Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'"

"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."

"Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you."

"Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does."