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Joey Adams

"Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does."

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Akshay Vasu

"I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way."

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Akshay Vasu

"At this very moment I'm behind on a compilation that Slave Labor is doing for Free Comic Book Day."

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Akshay Vasu

"Prayer: the key of the day and the lock of the night."

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Akshay Vasu

"In designing hardware to be used every day, it was important to keep both the human aspects and the machine in mind. What looks good also often feels good."

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Akshay Vasu

"Let us develop the resources of our land, call forth its powers, build up its institutions, promote all its great interests, and see whether we also, in our day and generation, may not perform something worthy to be remembered."

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Akshay Vasu

"We're trying to have the band create something beautiful that hopefully one day, 20 years from now, can be picked up by a kid and hopefully have the same effect that Neil Young had on me, or Led Zeppelin or Black Sabbath."

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Akshay Vasu

"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."

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Akshay Vasu

"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."

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Akshay Vasu

"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend."

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Akshay Vasu

"Today everyone is a star - they're all billed as 'starring' or 'also starring'. In my day, we earned that recognition."

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Joey Adams
"People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it."

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Joey Adams
"Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you."

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Joey Adams
"Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'"

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Joey Adams
"Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does."

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Joey Adams
"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all."

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Joey Adams
"If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business."

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Joey Adams
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."

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Joey Adams
"The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win."

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Joey Adams
"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."

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Joey Adams
"Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you."

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