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Advice Quotes


"It gets really tricky giving advice. The older I get, the less advice I give."



"Read the folklore masters. Go to galleries. Walk in the woods. That's what you need to be an artist or storyteller."


"To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten to tout for flattery."


"He who can take advice is sometimes superior to him who can give it."


"Quit now, you'll never make it. If you disregard this advice, you'll be halfway there."


"Often the best advice is not to seek advice."


"Sometimes the best way is to get out of your own way."



"Remember what I used to tel you when you were a little girl? 'A fool and her money soon part.' Current-day translation? Stop pissing away your assets at Bloomingdale's."



"My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate."


"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."


"I mean, I try to say the right things and give the right advice. But still, I'm only a person."



"My advice to kids is give it your all! Give it 110% and don't give up!"


"Think before you speak, unless it's urgent."


"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."


"Advice is one of those things it is far more blessed to give than to receive."



"Ask a woman's advice, and whatever she advises, Do the very reverse and you're sure to be wise."


"Sorry; I have no space left for advice. Just do it."


"You don't want to get the same kind of advice from everyone on your board."



"Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me."


"And Flock Rule Number Two is, Don't argue with Max or you'll live to regret it." I spun and stomped out to the clearing, turning back for one last jab at Dylan. "And by the way, you clearly DON'T know me better than Fang does. Do you see Fang arguing with me? No, you do not."Fang rolled his eyes."


"Never say never or it becomes a vice, and there you have it, you just did it twice."


"Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to follow it."


"It is plain that, when it comes to inferior officers, Congress itself can pass a law sending these nominees to the President with him having the authority to put them on the bench without the advice and consent of the Senate."
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