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"Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me."
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"Trial and error is not bad, but not the best. If you don't know where the crowd is going, don't follow it. Get set."
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"Until we see each other again, keep your head together, read some good books, be useful, be happy."
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"The fiend gives the more friendly counsel."
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"Do not forget birthdays. This is in no way a propaganda for a larger population."
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"The advice that is wanted is commonly not welcome and that which is not wanted, evidently an effrontery."
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"Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it."
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"What exists outside is a man's concern; let no woman give advice; and do no mischief within doors."
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"Put all thine eggs in one basket and - watch that basket."
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"When we are well, we all have good advice for those who are ill."
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"Giving advice is like seeing an elephant in someone's path and suggesting they remove it. Heeding advice requires forcing the elephant to budge. Huge difference."
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"Red Skelton... I broke into tears when I met him."
Tears
"Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me greatly."
Earth
"I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens."
Suicide
"Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me."
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"Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star!"
Hollywood
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