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"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
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"When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run from there."
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"Go the extra mile to do the undone, but work within your limits, and in doing so also, don't be a coward to question things within your limit that are not all that right, and don't be too arrogant or proud or be filled with excessive knowledge to do things which might though be within your limit, yet out of limit, for you must live and leave nothing, but distinctive and lasting footprints!"
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"Naturally, since I myself am a writer, I do not wish the ordinary reader to read no modern books. But if he must read only the new or only the old, I would advise him to read the old."
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"Never give anyone the advice to buy or sell shares, because the most benevolent price of advice can turn out badly."
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"The first rule when you are in a hole is to ask for a hand out!"
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"The advice that is wanted is commonly not welcome and that which is not wanted, evidently an effrontery."
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"O that men's ears should be To counsel deaf but not to flattery!"
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"The fiend gives the more friendly counsel."
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"Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."
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"Never let your education interfere with your learning."
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"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."
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"Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice."
Woman

"The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic."
Childhood

"Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it."
Want

"The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet."
Truth

"As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by "survival of the fittest.""
Mother

"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."
Home

"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope."
Love

"Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much."
Kids

"Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die."
Hope
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