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"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
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"Remember what I used to tel you when you were a little girl? 'A fool and her money soon part.' Current-day translation? Stop pissing away your assets at Bloomingdale's."
"My advice is keep your lips away from the spinning things."
"An extreme optimist is a man who believes that humanity will probably survive even if it doesn't take his advice."
"The best careers advice to give to the young is 'Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.'"
"My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate."
"It is plain that, when it comes to inferior officers, Congress itself can pass a law sending these nominees to the President with him having the authority to put them on the bench without the advice and consent of the Senate."
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"Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children."
"Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit."
"The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic."
"A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station."
"I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread."
"Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries."
"I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't."
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