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"Go the extra mile to do the undone, but work within your limits, and in doing so also, don't be a coward to question things within your limit that are not all that right, and don't be too arrogant or proud or be filled with excessive knowledge to do things which might though be within your limit, yet out of limit, for you must live and leave nothing, but distinctive and lasting footprints!"

"Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option."

"Never give anyone the advice to buy or sell shares, because the most benevolent price of advice can turn out badly."

"Always be careful of where you run to. When the going gets tough, take it easy and slow down, else you venture into the den of lions."
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"People who get through life dependent on other people's possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count."

"I try hard not to preach, but I get carried away, which is a mistake, but it's a risk worth running."

"Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I'd never used it. I'm 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s."

"No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi."

"The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value."

"We've all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that's all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it's just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother."

"If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven."

"Sympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by an equal and opposite feeling of resentment towards them."

"My advice to anyone adapting a novel is that once they've read it and learnt to understand it, then they must throw it away and never look at it again!"
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