"Our faster than ever evolution has resulted in our undermining certain incredibly important aspects of humanity-like our sleep."

"Knowledge that can make miracles happen needs to be guarded carefully. If it falls into the wrong hands, miracles become disasters in no time."

"On the first floor, the first rule of a rumor was humor."

"Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions?"

"You aren't in the ivy halls of your miserable literature pursuit now. Without wasting more time, will thou cometh to the pointeth? Dost thou wanteth us to stayeth or leaveth?"

"One needs to pursue some sort of a creative interest in order to keep life from eating us alive."

"Good neighbors always spy on you to make sure you are doing well."

"The Sleep Problem today is not as much about being able to sleep for 7 hours, it is more about being able to sleep when you are ready to."

"Ahh, love, why is it so easy to let you in, but so difficult to let you out? Why couldn't you subsist only two-sided?"

"We have a mental emergency here. Our noble pal Sevak has just been wickedly divorced by his mind."

"When the world around is ready to back one unconditionally, one can become as unreasonable, unfair, and coldly sadistic as one likes."

"There are things in life that science will never be able to see. We have to rely on what has been passed from our ancestors, generation to generation."

"A writer gets to live yet another life every time she creates a new story."

"Fricking son of a popcorn pimp!"

"Coinman lets out another legendary explosive from his hindquarters!"

"The traditional techniques used in getting sleep aren't much effective any longer and our sleep techniques need to evolve as rapidly as our life style has, in order to cope with it."

"One is often unconsciously surrounded by one's own personal reality."

"Let's chew on the chewables!"

"Acceptance of the danger is of the essence for playing a quality sport."

"Let's imagine a running washing machine. Let's imagine the dirty clothes in the machine and how the liquid detergent is getting the dirt out of clothes and draining it to the waste outlet. Now imagine brain surrounded by a large pool of cleaning fluid called CSF (cerebrospinal fluid). Imagine CSF pulling the wastes from inside the brain and draining it into the blood, which routes it to the waste outlets. CSF clears waste many times faster in sleeping brain than in the waking brain."

"Who might you be? she demanded. "A wretched lord of cacophony and sheer decibels? Or a ruthless assassin of harmony?"

"It's our version of a black hole. Just like amply compact mass can distort space and time to cause a black hole, a sufficiently dense breach of discipline in our office causes a black hole that sucks the offender away for eternity, never to spit back!"

"Think about death being inevitable, and unpredictable, exempt from the law of averages. Everyone has a turn, and no one knows when."

"Across the board at the office there was a belief, an unproved theorem, about Coinman's blind faith in Ratiram; that if one thought Coinman could willingly sip a cup of Botulinum if Ratiram wished so, it still underestimated the reverence that dwelt in Coinman's heart for Ratiram."

"Damn, the good words are all asterisked!"The men only understand the asterisks. My worry is if they understand the rest!"

"After all, nothing nurtures a friendship bond more than the ability to consistently bitch about someone else!"

"It was much easier to explain the veil than to answer questions about the wounds."

"Anyone can lecture from the butt, only very few can act."

"It's not the obviousness or the complexity of the things that's deftly deluding mankind. It's man himself."

"Be a good reader first, if you wish to become a good writer."

"In troubled times, one wishes for a sound sleep more than usual, but on the contrary, realizing its amplified importance, sleep smugly impedes all attempts to woo it."

"Hope meets a dead end when the only chance in sight comes to naught."

"Many a time, you may not even have to speak, however difficult the situation; your goatee speaks for you."

"The most ironic thing in the world is having no say when your name is determined for the first time (which is also for the last time for most), because newborns are not necessarily known for speaking their minds."

"The problems are here to stay. We need to find a way to deal with them."

"All the progress in science can't be used to build a smell receptor as capable as the one that a true leader possesses-to smell trouble or just something fishy."

"If the world leaders can afford a 7 hours sleep, most of us probably can too."

"The good writing ideas don't have to be about political turmoil, mass killings, capitalism, racism, injustice, etc. Find that one idea that has deep roots in your heart."

"Her beauty effortlessly managed to arrest the pulse of each heart at the office and keep it in a dreamlike cage where she could have a look at each at her will and derive pleasure which, it had to be said, was a touch malicious in nature."

"You need to be my wife to win with me."

"When the soul heals, the issues of the body disappear like they never happened."

"With the wolves around, your humbleness is your worst adversary."

"The obvious matters are more imperceptible today."

"You can make any promises as long as you are not going to be there to fulfill them."

"Most of a husband's life is spent in doing research on his wife."

"Despite progress witnessed elsewhere in the matters of heart, parents in this part of the world hadn't quite come around to letting their adult offspring choose their lovers."

"I may just be on the outskirts of being okay."

"The hope is the best and the worst thing at the same time."

"Golf was no longer the most interesting sport to the corporate czars because they found playing with natural balls much more satisfying."

"A widespread meticulous consistency causes a bigger suspicion than the most obvious inconsistency does!"