"The Sleep Problem today is not as much about being able to sleep for 7 hours, it is more about being able to sleep when you are ready to."

"Ahh, love, why is it so easy to let you in, but so difficult to let you out? Why couldn't you subsist only two-sided?"

"A writer gets to live yet another life every time she creates a new story."

"Coinman lets out another legendary explosive from his hindquarters!"

"The traditional techniques used in getting sleep aren't much effective any longer and our sleep techniques need to evolve as rapidly as our life style has, in order to cope with it."

"Who might you be? she demanded. "A wretched lord of cacophony and sheer decibels? Or a ruthless assassin of harmony?"

"It's our version of a black hole. Just like amply compact mass can distort space and time to cause a black hole, a sufficiently dense breach of discipline in our office causes a black hole that sucks the offender away for eternity, never to spit back!"

"Anyone can lecture from the butt, only very few can act."

"In troubled times, one wishes for a sound sleep more than usual, but on the contrary, realizing its amplified importance, sleep smugly impedes all attempts to woo it."

"The most ironic thing in the world is having no say when your name is determined for the first time (which is also for the last time for most), because newborns are not necessarily known for speaking their minds."

"The problems are here to stay. We need to find a way to deal with them."

"All the progress in science can't be used to build a smell receptor as capable as the one that a true leader possesses-to smell trouble or just something fishy."

"Her beauty effortlessly managed to arrest the pulse of each heart at the office and keep it in a dreamlike cage where she could have a look at each at her will and derive pleasure which, it had to be said, was a touch malicious in nature."

"With the wolves around, your humbleness is your worst adversary."

"The hope is the best and the worst thing at the same time."

"Golf was no longer the most interesting sport to the corporate czars because they found playing with natural balls much more satisfying."

"Availability of knowledge is only next to prevalence of stupidity in its overwhelming abundance."

"Many a times a huge problem gets solved with a trivial move."

"Talented minds have always been stealthily targeted by mediocre ones."

"The duel may go on for long, but the self-defense often wins over the self-reproach."

"The underprivileged are byproduct of society's material progress."

"Tonight is going to be a big night, like any other night, because certain 10 million Americans will not be able to sleep well tonight."

"Everyone's mind has sort of a slum division-a flirtatious spot that doesn't give a hoot about how grave a situation is but constantly endeavors to derail more earnest thoughts, almost like a death-wish backseat driver."

"If certain aspect needs to be inconsistent, it must better be consistently inconsistent throughout the story."

"Dreams are good at playing with your memory. They love leaving no trace behind and hate to show up once again in the morning."

"A lie for a good reason is better than a truth that destroys."

"Matters of the heart are so incalculable!"

"There are a thousand beautiful women out there, but only a handful of them possess the grace required by such beauty to stop it from looking ugly."

"Ideas either age like fine wine or rot like potatoes over time."

"Create a world in front of your readers where they can taste, smell, touch, hear, see, and move. Else they are likely going to move on to another book."

"Is that the biggest favor your vocal cords have done to anyone this week?"

"Turn those deep feelings and obsessions of your heart into captivating pieces of literature."

"Such delicacies are relationships."

"Our current bittersweet relationship with our sleep hasn't had a long history."

"The loss of a reliance on others often helpfully forces a more sophisticated rumination that enables the opening of previously unknown avenues."

"There is no point in housing troubles inside your underwear if you can't solve them by yourself."

"It was definitely a rare situation where a career had started and ended simultaneously on a very high note."

"If a muscleman like Hukum can write a poem, everyone can."

"This is where the whole thing entered into a vicious cycle, for her proximity always inebriated the hearts, thus only deepening their desire to remain hostages in the cage so that they could booze even more on that beauty."