"Blue is true Yellow's jealous Green's forsaken Red's brazen White is love And black is death."

"Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading."

"Adversity comes with instruction in its hand."

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I'm pleased to be with you. (Pause) That concludes my prepared remarks."

"We are nearer to him than his jugular vein."

"You are only old once, but you can be immature forever."

"Better is a dinner of herbs where love is than a stalled ox and hatred therewith."

"Alimony: the cash surrender value of a husband."

"The whole world knows we have it made in America . . . made in China made in Mexico made in Japan."

"Cheerfulness is contagious but don't wait to catch it from others. Be a carrier."

"He conquers who endures."

"Life's battle don't always go to the strongest or the fastest , but sooner or later the man who wins is the man who thinks he can ."

"Make today a gift to your future self."

"A true friend is the best possession."

"Not my will, but thine, be done."

"Those who want rain, must also accept the mud."

"The difference between God an I is that everyday, I too deal with people who don't love but I have no desire to kill them or wish them to suffer for all of eternity for it."

"The Church of England is the Tory party at prayer."

"Air of dustFor a moment I was a storm cloud,All righteous booming thunder;All sharp and pinning,Dazzling.Once the flashing fadedA sizzling prong sprang upwards.I was positively popped.The static situationStruck meNegatively, And I leaked out sulfur on the peopleWho dared hold up the sky.Strong storms are still bonelessAnd mostly all alone."

"The man who sees both sides of an issue is very likely on the fence or up a tree."

"In time take time while time doth last for time Is no time when time is past."

"Whoever can be trusted with very little can also be trusted with much, and whoever is dishonest with very little will also be dishonest with much."

"The true value of man is shown when with all freedom possible, he sets himself limits."

"A child prodigy is one with highly imaginative parents."

"When I reprimanded my son for hair like Michael Jackson he said: "I don't see the problem you wear yours like Michael Jordan.""

"A man's work is from sun to sun but a mother's work is never done."

"Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet."

"The ability to sin differs among people. For example a short-armed fisherman isn't as big a liar as a long-armed one."

"First drafts don't have to be perfect. They just have to be written."

"Faith sees the invisible believes the incredible and receives the impossible."

"When one bases his life on principle 99 percent of his decisions are already made."

"Worry doesn't help tomorrow's troubles but it does ruin today's happiness."

"Silence is an arguement hard to refute."

"Don't depend on anyone too much. Even your shadow leaves when it's dark."

"Time doesn't wait for anyone, but you always have to wait for time."

"The artist doesn't see things as they are but as he is."

"If you want to make God laugh, tell him-her your plan."

"I wouldn't say someone is old just because his social security is in Roman numerals or because Mozart played at his senior prom."

"You are rebirth, therefore you have one foot in life and the other in death."

"He that lies down with dogs shall rise up with fleas."

"Now is the only time we own give love toil with a will. And place no faith in tomorrow for the clock may then be still."

"The peace of God is with them whose mind and soul are in harmony, who are free from desire and wrath, who know their own soul."

"If I trim myself to suit others I will soon whittle myself away."

"Life is suffering--and yet."

"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres."

"Keep watch and pray, so that you will not give in to temptation. For the spirit is willing, but the body is weak."

"There is one glory of the sun and another glory of the moon and another glory of the stars: for one star differeth from another star in glory."

"Middle age is when you have a choice of two temptations and choose the one that will get you home earlier."

"Acorns were good till bread was found."

"A secretary must think like a man act like a lady look like a girl and work like a dog."