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"Anyone who is honestly seeking a job and can't find it deserves the attention of the United States government and the people."
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"Now, if there's anything stupider than buddy lists, its lol. if anyone ever uses lol with me, i rip my computer right out of the wall and smash it over the nearest head. i mean, it's not like anyone is laughing out loud about the things they lol. i think it should be spelled loll. like what a lobotomized person's tongue does. loll. loll. i can't think anymore. loll. loll! or ttyl. bitch, you're not actually talking. that would require actual vocal contact or <3. you honestly think that looks like a heart? if you do, that's only because you'v never seen scrotum. (rofl! what? are you really rolling on the floor laughing? well, please stay down there a sec while i KICK YOUR ASS)"
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"It's a highly deceptive world, one that constantly asks you to comment but doesn't really care what you have to say."
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"When two men live together they usually maintain a kind of shabby neatness out of incipient rage at each other. Two men alone are constantly on the verge of fighting, and they know it."
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"First dates are great ways to see how someone acts when putting his best foot forward."
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"They should be going to sleep, but good company is the enemy of sleep."
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"It's only in the finer points that it gets complicated and contentious, the inability to realize that no matter what our religion or gender or race or geographic background, we all have about 98 percent in common with each other. Yes, the differences between male and female are biological, but if you look at biology as a matter of percentage, there aren't a whole lot of things that are different. Race is different purely as a social construct, not as an inherent difference. And religion - whether you believe in God or Yahweh or Allah or something else, odds are that at heart you want the same things. For whatever reason, we like to focus on the 2 percent that's different, and most of the conflict in the world comes from that."
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"This is what you do now to give your day topography--scan the boxes, read the news, see the chain of your friends reporting about themselves, take the 140-character expository bursts and sift through for the information you need. It's a highly deceptive world, one that constantly asks you to comment but doesn't really care what you have to say. The illusion of participation can sometimes lead to participation. But more often than not, it only leads to more illusion, dressed in the guise of reality."
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"If someone isn't what others want them to be, the others become angry."
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"The opinions which we hold of one another our relations with friends and kinsfolk are in no sense permanent save in appearance but are as eternally fluid as the sea itself."
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"For the rest, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever modest, whatsoever just, whatsoever holy, whatsoever lovely, whatsoever of good fame, if there be any virtue, if any praise of discipline: think on these things."
Spiritual
"A lie is a lieeven if everyone believes it."
Truth
"If they gave him an enema, he could be buried in a matchbox."
Humor
"When you blame others you give up your power to change."
Power
"Courage is the right disposition toward fear."
Power
"With friends like you - who needs enemas."
Humor
"Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will but it didn't work for the rabbit!"
Humor
"A smart husband buys his wife very fine china so she won't trust him to wash it."
Humor
"Horsepower was a wonderful thing when only horses had it."
Humor
"There are a hundred thousand useless words in the English language but they come in handy in college football yells."
Humor
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