"If you have arthritis calmly say I was always complaining about the ruts in the road until I realized that the ruts are the road."

"When you go to your knees God will help you stand up to anything."

"You have to get hurt . That is how you learn . The strongest people out there , the ones who laugh the hardest , those are the people who have fought the toughest battles . But they've decided longback , they're not going to let anything down . They are showing the world who's the boss here."

"A person of little knowledge Grows old as a plough-ox grows old.His fleshes increases, His wisdom does not increase."

"That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life."

"Much learning doth make thee mad."

"MOTHER TO TEENAGER ON SUNDAY MORNING: I believe I heard the clock strike one when you came in last night. teen: Well I know how much you need your sleep so it was going to strike ten but I stopped it at one chime."

"The waters wear the stones."

"Better be happy than wise."

"In the heartfelt mercy of our God, the dawn from on high will visit us, to shine on those sitting in darkness, in the shadow of death, to guide our feet to the way of peace."

"As the little boy said to the Sunday School teacher after being told the reason we are on Earth is to help others: "Then what are the others here for?""

"As long as you're moving, it's easier to steer."

"The recipe for a good speech includes some shortening."

"Don't waste water even if you were at a running stream."

"Trouble brings experience and experience brings wisdom."

"But whosoever drinketh of the water that I shall give him shall never thirst, but the water that I shall give him shall be in him a well of water springing up into everlasting life."

"Valour is nobleness of the mind."

"God bless me and my son John Me and my wife him and his wife Us four and no more."

"John the Baptist pretending to be Karl Marx."

"Today was once the future from which you expected so much in the past."

"It was only a sunny smile But it scattered the night And little it cost in the giving Like morning light And made the day worth living."

"The law locks up both man and woman Who steals the goose from off the common But lets the great felon loose Who steals the common from the goose."

"When life throws a lemon at you, you throw it straight back at life and miss completely. That's my logic."

"A good example is the best sermon."

"All happiness is in the mind."

"Asking for anything is allowed with the understanding that God's answers come from God's perspective. They are not always in harmony with our expectations for only He knows the whole story."

"One who utters speech that isn't rough But instructive and truthfulSo that he offends no one, Him I call Brahmin."

"At certain times of grave national stress when that rag-bag called the British Constitution is in grave danger of coming unstuck thank heaven for the big safety-pin at the top that keeps it together."

"You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved and you will never understand what pain really is until you have lost it."

"An atheist's response to a creationist asking 'what if' there was a God,That would be quite an unsettling thought."

"Keep going. No matter what you do, no matter how many times you screw up and think to yourself "there's no point to carry on", no matter how many people tell you that you can't do it - keep going. Don't quit. Don't quit because a month from now you will be that much closer to your goal than you are now. Yesterday you said tomorrow. Make today count."

"Worry is a futile thing it's somewhat like a rocking chair Although is keeps you occupied it doesn't get you anywhere."

"Cooperation is doing with a smile what you have to do anyhow."

"It's not that I really cheat at golf. I play for my health and a low score makes me feel better."

"Fear is the dark room in which negatives are developed."

"It's already figured out."

"Entreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: For wither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: Thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God."

"We're too young to want to stop living, because after all, we shouldn't stop something we haven't even started."

"Ignorance is a fools castle."

"Tis a gift to be simple 'tis a gift to be free. 'Tis a gift to come round to where we ought to be. And when we find a place that feels just right We will be in the valley of love and delight."

"But behold, the Lord hath redeemed my soul from hell; I have beheld his glory, and I am encircled about eternally in the arms of his love."

"I have fought the good fight, I have finished the course, I have kept the faith."

"A hobby is hard work you wouldn't do for a living."

"To be content with little is difficult to be content with much impossible."

"And you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free."

"Amazing things start happening when we start praying!"

"The future is a great land."

"If you love me, feed my sheep."

"I have friends, they love me, the use me, they leave.This has always been a cycle.Until you came and ruined everything."

"O death where is thy sting? O grave where is thy victory?"