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"At certain times of grave national stress when that rag-bag called the British Constitution is in grave danger of coming unstuck thank heaven for the big safety-pin at the top that keeps it together."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled."
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"Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too."
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"Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips."
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"When you go to your knees God will help you stand up to anything."
Spiritual
"Much learning doth make thee mad."
Truth
"It was only a sunny smile But it scattered the night And little it cost in the giving Like morning light And made the day worth living."
Emotional
"When life throws a lemon at you, you throw it straight back at life and miss completely. That's my logic."
Humor
"One who utters speech that isn't rough But instructive and truthfulSo that he offends no one, Him I call Brahmin."
Communication
"An atheist's response to a creationist asking 'what if' there was a God,That would be quite an unsettling thought."
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"Cooperation is doing with a smile what you have to do anyhow."
Character
"The future is a great land."
Hope
"Don't look back, you are not going that way."
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"It is difficult for a man laden with riches to climb the steep path, that leads to bliss."
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