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"Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money."
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"To make dollars from cents you have to have sense."
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"A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it."
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"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."
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"The price we have to pay for money is sometimes liberty."
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"Nothing induces me to read a novel except when I have to make money by writing about it. I detest them."
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"To understand someone, find out how he spends his money."
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"Egoism and Money [Goddess of wealth; Lakshmi] are very much at odds [have great enmity]. There should be just enough egoism to accomplish one's work. Beyond that, any expanded egoism and money have great enmity. Money (Lakshmi) stays away from it."
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"Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having."
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"When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money."
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"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."
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"The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just so unnatural. Only people who've been in that position can realize what it's like. I mean, you have to be there."
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"Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars."
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"I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars."
Fans
"All my children inherited perfect pitch."
Children
"I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem."
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"Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money."
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"We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs."
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"You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts."
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"Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand."
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"They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make a movie called Chevy Chase."
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