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Rodney Dangerfield

"My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend."

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"My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend."

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"Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction."

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"Let a man do what he will by a single woman, the world is encouragingly apt to think Marriage a sufficient amends."

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"Husbands and wives, recognize that in marriage you have become one flesh. If you live for your private pleasure at the expense of your spouse, you are living against yourself and destroying your joy. But if you devote yourself with all your heart to the holy joy of your spouse, you will also be living for your joy and making a marriage after the image of Christ and His church."

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"To a man who was required to marry before he was allowed to have sex with his lover, marriage is a 'righteous' form of prostitution."

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"We are properly ready for marriage when we are strong enough to embrace a life of frustration."

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"Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce."

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"When you marry you marry the known and unknown man or woman."

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"I tried to imagine what it would be like if Constantin were my husband.It would mean getting up at seven and cooking him eggs and bacon and toast andcoffee and dawdling about in my nightgown and curlers after he'd left for work to wash up the dirty plates and make the bed, and then when he came home after a lively, fascinating day he'd expect a big dinner, and I'd spend the evening washing up even more dirty plates till I fell into bed, utterly exhausted. This seemed a dreary and wasted life for a girl with fifteen years of straight A's, but I knew that's what marriage was like, because cook and clean and wash was just what Buddy Willard's mother did from morning till night, and she was the wife of a university professor and had been a private school teacher herself."

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"In this town, a successful marriage is one that lasts longer than ice."

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"I was relying on youth be loyal to the specific variety of compromise and unhappiness, which our hard-won marriage represents."

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