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"Don't judge me. I made a lot of money."
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"To make dollars from cents you have to have sense."
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"A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it."
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"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."
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"The price we have to pay for money is sometimes liberty."
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"Nothing induces me to read a novel except when I have to make money by writing about it. I detest them."
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"To understand someone, find out how he spends his money."
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"Egoism and Money [Goddess of wealth; Lakshmi] are very much at odds [have great enmity]. There should be just enough egoism to accomplish one's work. Beyond that, any expanded egoism and money have great enmity. Money (Lakshmi) stays away from it."
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"Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having."
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"When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money."
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"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."
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"If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show."
Politics
"Don't judge me. I made a lot of money."
Money
"It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions."
People
"I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors."
Actor
"There are some people who believe that these are not real stories with real people, but they actually are."
People
"The best part about poker is there's no down side."
Poker
"I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada."
Canada
"You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask."
Question
"I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show."
Jokes
"I think NASCAR's coming to Canada now so it'll take on a whole new relevance. Be afraid."
Canada
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