"The best part about poker is there's no down side."

"Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people."

"There are some people who believe that these are not real stories with real people, but they actually are."

"I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada."

"It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions."

"You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask."

"I learn something in the interviews from time to time."

"A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada."

"I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information."

"Don't judge me. I made a lot of money."

"I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors."

"It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life."

"It's great when you have people who will speak passionately and honestly about what they are doing."

"If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show."

"I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show."

"I think NASCAR's coming to Canada now so it'll take on a whole new relevance. Be afraid."