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"Sex is all right, but a hot fudge sundae don't never ask if the baby's really his."
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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."
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"A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water."
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"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"
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"Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses."
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"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."
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"It's not that I really cheat at golf. I play for my health and a low score makes me feel better."
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"The moment you have a self at all, there is a possibility of putting yourself first - wanting to be the centre - wanting to be God, in fact. That was the sin of Satan: and that was the sin he taught the human race. Some people think the fall of man had something to do with sex, but that is a mistake...what Satan put into the heads of our remote ancestors was the idea that they 'could be like Gods' - could set up on their own as if they had created themselves - be their own masters - invent some sort of happiness for themselves outside God, apart from God. And out of that hopeless attempt has come...the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy."
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"I used to think that size does not count, until I realized that most people either find other people's faeces more disgusting than a bird's droppings, or they do not find the latter disgusting at all."
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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."
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"Love makes the world go around, but so does a gallon of vodka and a box of Cuban cigars."
Love
"Just remember this, Missy, escargot ain't nothin' but snails with their noses stuck in the air."
Humor
"Lust and love. They both put a fire in your damn shorts."
Desire
"He who laughs loudest has a high probability of being extremely inebriated."
Humor
"There is no greater hell than realizing you're in love with the guy you hate."
Conflict
"Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack."
Dating
"It'd hardly be worth having a brother at all, if you couldn't smack him in the head every once in a while."
Brotherhood
"There is not a simple gene pool entirely free of toxic waste."
Humanity
"Fair play is all well and good. But knowing how to kick 'em in the balls can get you out of a jam 9 times out of 10."
Pragmatism
"Sometimes it's nice to have a man around the house. But a dog will clean the dishes."
Companionship
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