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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"She breathed an enormous sigh, looked at Poirot, Looked away, and suddenly blurted out, "You're too old. Nobody told me you were so old. I really don't want to be rude but - there it is. You're too old. I'm really sorry." She turned abruptly and blundered out of the room, rather like a desperate moth in lamplight. Poirot, his mouth open, heard the bang of the front door. He ejaculated: "Non d'un nom d'un nom..."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there."
Time
"I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom."
Dance
"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap."
Time
"The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast."
Dogs
"They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood."
England
"When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano."
Name
"A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?"
Humor
"I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful."
Tears
"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf."
Work
"When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness."
Happiness
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