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"You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown."

Ljupka Cvetanova, Macedonian Author

Humor, Comedy, Intelligence, Observation, Perception

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"You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown."

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