"Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs."

"I think of you, therefore I exist."

"There are 31.536.000 seconds in a year. I am counting down every second."

"Love doesn't go away overnight. It sometimes stays for coffee."

"Most people are willing to promise you a lot. A few are those who can promise you a little, just as much as they can."

"Even the wheel of fortune can run over you."

"He has his head in the clouds. He must live in a skyscraper."

"You have the chance to remain silent. Everything you say will be misused."

"Love at first life!"

"Once you drop a mask, you can never wear it again."

"God shows us the path, the Devil shows us the possibilities."

"As soon as you wink, you close your eyes to reality."

"When you are a child at home alone, you're afraid someone might come; when you are old and at home alone, you're afraid no one will come."

"The wind is blowing. Don't bend if you want to please him."

"A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors."

"I watched you undress. Shame on you!"

"When I am, you are not."

"When stupidity knocks at the door, it is stupidity that opens it."

"Walking through life, we spend most of our energy choosing the right shoes."

"In his life there was only one woman. The other one."

"Misfortune never comes singly. It's surrounded by bodyguards."

"Men can go to hell! I'll meet them there."

"Repeat a lie a hundred times and it becomes an ideal."

"People would rather be equal thank free."

"Every woman with her own makeup!"

"She is young and beautiful. She has no problems with men."

"They would sweep their poverty under the carpet if only they had one."

"It's shameful for a devil to be good."

"His boat sank. They were all on his side."

"Poor people! They build tunnels to reach the light."

"I know the power of speech. I don't talk much."

"I don't spend money on books. I write them myself."

"Even poison has an expiry date."

"No air, no balloons!"

"True friends chop the onions and cry together."

"Women strive to be the change they want to see in the mirror."

"Dear God, save us from The Church!"

"Opposities are married."

"My expectations for the future? A beautiful past."

"I improvise therefore I exist!"

"Politics knows no currency."

"Stairs to success are made of people."

"Don't judge a book by its cover. Judge it by its publisher."

"If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money!"

"The Earth orbits round tables."

"Love is worth dying for, said the spermatozoid."

"Body language has no translation."

"Good advice is usually given by someone who was once a bad example."

"She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!"

"I think therefore I am not sure."