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"If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money!"
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"Give a man a finger, he'll put a wedding ring on it!"
Humor
"I have nothing to lose. I keep all my valuables in a safe."
Life
"They were all on his side. Hi boat sank."
Life
"He is insatiable in love. His wife is a great cook."
Relationship
"In women he doesn't trust! He is an atheist."
Philosophy
"I got married. A bright past is ahead of me!"
Life
"If I knew he loved me for my wealth, I would have told him I was richer."
Relationship
"Keep trying?I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky."
Motivation
"The differences between women are all cosmetic."
Social
"The key to happiness is under the doorstep rug."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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Personal Development
"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"I'm trying to remember how you tell the time by looking at the sun." -"I should leave it for a while, it's too bright to see the numbers at the moment."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"Comedy strikes here... just to reduce pressure and depression."
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"They're both bungholes who think they're too noble to shit."
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