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Steven Wright

"Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country."

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"Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country."

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Amber Hurdle

"When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain."

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"I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?"

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"The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?""

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"Sometimes I wonder if I got lulled into not wanting things because I grew up black in this country."

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"Commuting from New York to Hollywood to do this show gets more interesting every week. Before I used to think the country was just New York on one end and Los Angeles on the other, with sand and mountains in the middle."

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"We were surprised that the television series had the kind of longevity that it had after only four years of filming it and the reception in 6 countries around the world was quite extraordinary."

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"To the lover of wilderness, Alaska is one of the most wonderful countries in the world."

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Amber Hurdle

"I believed in Bobby Kennedy. Campaigning for him was an attempt to give back something to this country that has given me so much."

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Amber Hurdle

"So I learnt a few country western songs, I bought a chord book, and right away I started writing my own stuff, which nobody else did that, I don't know why."

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Amber Hurdle

"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."

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"The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?"
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"I paint; I draw and paint - I've been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistically and then changing to abstract art. That was my first creative thing before guitar or comedy."
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